> CREATION

>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would bbe attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

> WHO DOES WHAT

> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2005

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Sis. Brooks, thank you for the sense of humor. I will pass this information to some of the pastors who could use this humor in their messages.

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2005