Just give them a ruler and tell them that because of how the male body stores fat, each 35 pounds of extra weight shortens the functional penis by 1 inch. Losing the weight will increase the functional penis length. So ladies, get that man in your life where he really lives...his lil' buddy :>)

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2004

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Finally found your area of expertise, eh, Jay?

Your the first penisologist I've ever met.

Did you measure all those penises used for the evaluation yourself? Did you use a ruler, or some other bizarre method?

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2004

no. Just asked them what the weight and height on your OLN was :)

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2004

Pardon my ignorance, but "OLN"?

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2004

Operator License number for a motor vehicle. :)

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2004

In the final analysis, I'm sorry I got involved in this post!

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2004

I don't have anything to regret doing yet this week, so I'll join in this conversation ;o)

I wonder if an extra 35# on the female decreases the functional penis length by 1" too?

Just something to think about.

(Sorry!)

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2004

Polly,

Now, I think you might have something there!!

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2004

Polly, 35# may decrease the length by an inch. imagine what 75 # might do.

Although we all need to try to ignore what the "industry" tells us our weigh needs to be (I'm a mere 225),we also need to focus at least a little bit on what our partner thinks is ok. I know that this is not really Pc, though

My eyelids, even though they are in the "normal weight range" for eyelids, are drooping severly. Good. Night.

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2004

A 260 pound man and a 210 pound woman. Now thats "mission impossible" :)

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2004

Oh come on, Jay!! We all know the old expression that "where there's a will there's a way"...right?? And on the subject of penis length, we (at least us women) also know that "it's quality...not quantity that matters" :-)!!! It seems to be mostly men that are concerned about penis length rather than women!

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2004