Have ya heard about this poor lady with the 176 pound tumor? I can't believe it!!!!

http://www.salon.com/mwt/wire/2004/01/22/tumor/index.html

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2004

Answers

The first thing that came to mind was that line from Kindergarden Cop: "It's not a tumor".

The second thing that came to mind was "Oh my gosh, I weigh more than that tumor!"

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2004

Yeah...me too, Sherri!!! Thank you very much, Kirk, for reminding me about my weight :-)!!!!! Now I can tell folks, "Hey, I'm bigger than a tumor"!!

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2004

The first thing that came to my mind was she was really lucky she DID weigh more than the tumor....er..a...Don't take it out sir...its all I got!!!!!

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2004