A bud of mine sent this. I cracked up.

Why Islamic Terrorists Commit Suicide

No Jesus,

No Christmas,

No television,

No baseball,

No football,

No basketball,

No hockey,

No golf,

No tailgate parties,

No Wal-Mart,

No Home Depot,

No pork BBQ,

No hot dogs,

No burgers,

No chocolate chip cookies,

No lobster,

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,

No gumbo,

No jambalaya.

Then they're told it'll get better when they die!

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2004

Answers

I suppose this is supposed to be funny, and I do try to keep a since of humore, but I find this low class and completely without taste.

-- Anonymous, January 18, 2004

In poor taste and not at all accurate as Muslims, terrorists included, are able to enjoy many of the items in the list.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2004

RP--

You just keep it up. They will truly begin to grasp the depths of your ignorance and insensitivity. Good Job. Yeah right

-- Anonymous, January 21, 2004