Hello. I was wondering. Has anyone seen Mrs. Brown's missing VA-GI-NA! She is my wife and we really need to find it or she'll die. Thank you for your cooperation.

P.S. She is bald and has cancer.

Thank you,

Mr. Brown

-- Anonymous, August 12, 2003

Answers

Wow, that was hilarious. That joke ranks all the way up there on the list of funny things, right next to the words "Clip" and "Reindeer".

-- Anonymous, August 12, 2003

P.S.S.

Send it to me in the mail. You will need 16 stamps due to the huge weight of 76.9 lbs. My address is 666 Brown Way. Oh, and she is not a spear chucker aka negro.

Mr. Brown

-- Anonymous, August 12, 2003

Your a funny kid...Homo....

-- Anonymous, August 12, 2003

Okay...That's just sick. You need a life.

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2003

Excuse me for not laughing, but why don't you go skip off back to your gigling third grade friends, loser

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2003