Corinthian League Match 11

21 August 1994, opening day of the season away at Leicester City. We won 3-1 with goals from Beardo, Cole and substitute Robbie Elliott despite having Pav sent off.

Playername	Status	Pts
Srnicek	Started	2
Hooper	Substitute	1
Venison	Started	2
Beresford	Started	2
Fox	Started	2
Lee	Started	2
Beardsley	Started	4
Mathie	Substitute	1
Hottiger	Started	2
Peacock D	Started	2
Sellars	Started	2
Elliott R	Substitute	3
Albert	Started	2
Cole	Started	4

Premiership

Home			Away
Barton's Samba	1	2	Fatfield Fantoms
Fumblebuck United	2	4	East Hepple Harriers
Kegsy's Kickabouts	3	3	Dynamo Seghill
Real Gone Kid	4	2	Pilgrim's Converts
The CosmoStars	0	4	Oooarya Oooarya FC
Unreal Whalemeat	6	3	Mortlake Mags
Wallsend Old Boys	4	4	Bokbefok
Yelli's Yobs	1	3	Brewery Droopers

This day may go down in history as the day we have to stop taking the piss out of OOFC.

Division 1

Home			Away
Baltimorons	3	5	Fife Flyers
Garcia's Missing Finger	3	5	Douglas All Boys
MinesaS&N Academicals	4	6	Deportivo la Cramlington
Spayne	6	6	Raphael's Rovers
The SuperTarts	0	5	Preston Big End
Wandering Athletic	2	4	Minnesota Fatties
Wark This Way	5	4	Blaydon Racers
Wellfield Wanderers	3	5	Cunning Linguists

Suddenly Deportivo become the class act of the division, Clarky adds a second thumping win to his tally, Spayne and Raphael's Rovers have to settle for an extraordinary 6-6 draw whilst Wellfield Wanderers got licked by the Cunning Linguists.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Answers

Tables

Premiership
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Brewery Droopers	Pete Miller	11	4	0	0	16	11	5	0	2	25	19	41	27	11
Kegsy's Kickabouts	Kegsy	11	7	4	0	42	32	0	0	0	0	0	42	25	10
Fatfield Fantoms	Pit Bill	11	6	1	3	32	30	1	0	0	2	1	34	22	3
Dynamo Seghill	jonno	11	5	1	0	23	14	1	2	2	13	13	36	21	9
Fumblebuck United	Galaxy	11	5	3	3	35	28	0	0	0	0	0	35	18	7
Barton's Samba	Barton	11	2	2	2	15	15	2	2	1	21	14	36	16	7
Unreal Whalemeat	Josh	11	3	1	2	22	23	2	0	3	18	19	40	16	-2
Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	11	4	1	3	30	30	0	1	2	7	9	37	14	-2
Real Gone Kid	SellElena	11	2	0	0	8	3	2	1	6	26	31	34	13	0
Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	11	3	3	4	32	32	0	0	1	3	4	35	12	-1
Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	11	0	0	0	0	0	3	3	5	31	39	31	12	-8
Bokbefok	Bok	11	1	0	1	5	5	2	2	5	25	27	30	11	-2
Oooarya Oooarya FC	gus	11	0	0	0	0	0	2	4	5	34	37	34	10	-3
The CosmoStars	PeteT	11	1	1	2	7	8	2	0	5	21	28	28	10	-8
East Hepple Harriers	True	11	1	0	7	20	33	2	1	0	10	7	30	10	-10
Mortlake Mags	Dan	11	0	0	0	0	0	3	1	7	28	39	28	10	-11

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Division 1
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Deportivo la Cramlington	Andy	11	4	0	2	20	15	4	1	0	22	13	42	25	14
Wark This Way	Bobby	11	5	2	1	29	27	2	1	0	8	6	37	24	4
Garcia's Missing Finger	Tony Green Jnr	11	7	1	3	37	26	0	0	0	0	0	37	22	11
Fife Flyers	macbeth	11	4	5	1	31	25	1	0	0	5	3	36	20	8
Minnesota Fatties	Screacher	11	0	0	0	0	0	6	1	4	31	32	31	19	- 1
Cunning Linguists	Kennyboy	11	3	1	0	14	9	2	2	3	23	24	37	18	4
The SuperTarts	Steph	11	1	1	2	5	14	3	2	2	25	19	30	15	-3
MinesaS&N Academicals	Muzzainoz	11	4	2	5	33	31	0	0	0	0	0	33	14	2
Douglas All Boys	Gibbo	11	3	0	5	23	31	1	1	1	10	10	33	13	-8
Blaydon Racers	Geordie	11	0	1	1	4	5	3	2	4	29	29	33	12	-1
Wellfield Wanderers	Softie	11	2	5	3	27	30	0	1	0	2	2	29	12	-3
Wandering Athletic	Paul	11	2	1	3	20	23	1	1	3	13	15	33	11	-5
Baltimorons	Ciara	11	2	1	3	17	17	0	3	2	13	18	30	10	-5
Spayne	Garcie	11	1	1	0	10	9	2	0	7	15	25	25	10	-9
Raphael's Rovers	Nick Raphael	11	0	0	0	0	0	2	3	6	31	33	31	9	-2
Preston Big End	Clarky	11	0	0	0	0	0	2	3	6	33	37	33	9	-4

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Ah well - Win some - lose most!

Softie, is there any chance you could post the missing matches on the BBS, now that it's accepting your wonderful html again? That's matches 8 and 9 if I remember correctly. Thanks in hope.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

6 goals for the anagrams - haway the lads

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

bollox... 2 consecutive 4-goal hauls away from home and 1 poxy point!

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

What's going on? Two defeats on the bounce and 11 goals conceded in 2 games. Some of my players need their @rses kicking.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Hmmm. Just happened to coincide with 2 games from the early Premiership era Paul ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Delighted with the win, first away win of the season for the boys and I'm over the moon. Coley did us proud.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Softie,

See my earlier post.

I'd like to see the results from match 8 again, but match 9 has replaced it on your website. Cheers

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Normal service has been resumed........................Pilgrim is questionning the judge's decision. Oh, and the Fatties have wone another away game. God only knows knaas what'll happen when wi finly get roond ti playin' at hyem.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Cheeky get Screach! I'm definitely NOT questioning Softies decisions. I'm trying to work out why my team's worse that yours by solving a complex simultaneous equation with 22 variables. When I solve it I'll know your team!

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

The Baltimorons are pushing hard for that relegation place. Not sure how to get this lot to understand they're supposed to be pushing up the other end of the table!

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

I knew it wouldn't last.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2002

11 games in and still no home game. How does that work?

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2002

11 games in and no away games? How does that work Excellent ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2002

It's like the start of my season is as bad as the end of Ipswich's.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2002

3:1 away fro NUFC and the Droopers alike. Hmm. Why do I get the feeling we'll end up runners up.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2002

Haway Softie, answer me. (2 previous postings)

I have no complaints, am quite happy with all calculations, think you're doing a super job (despite what Screacher says about you), but I want the match 8 details to complete my stats.

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2002

I think it only fair to replay Match 8

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2002

Well Fumblebuck slipped up badly this time. Can`t blame a heavy weekend either. I think the team manager must have baffled me with science and brought on a few imaginary numbers.....tell me again True...how many beans make five? (;o)

Watch out for the away leg, I`m bringing my calculator!

-- Anonymous, May 15, 2002

Pilgrim. If I thought for one minute that you were guilty of the heinous crime of spreadsheetin', you'd be in the Stottie League before your feet touched the floor :-)

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2002

Another bliddy win for the Harriers.

Galaxy pet, lambing is now over and the lads have been freshly dipped gelded and ready to go.

As for counting, wor defence have been counting sheep and as a result falling asleep.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2002

Always good to see the mighty Wark-macht taking the hits and still coming back strong! They'll be signing on the street of Wark tonight! Surely streets? - Ed

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2002