Corinthian League Match 10

We reach the 1/3 distance mark with a 0-0 draw at home to Chelsea on April 4th 1994. The clean sheet makes it a good match to pick the defenders from.

Playername	Status	Pts
Peacock D	Started	3
Srnicek	Started	4
Venison	Started	3
Beresford	Started	3
Neilson	Substitute	2
Bracewell	Started	2
Lee	Started	2
Beardsley	Started	2
Cole	Started	2
Sellars	Started	2
Robinson M	Started	3
Holland	Started	2
Mathie	Substitute	1

Premiership

Home			Away
Fatfield Fantoms	3	4	East Hepple Harriers
Fumblebuck United	2	2	Dynamo Seghill
Kegsy's Kickabouts	3	2	Brewery Droopers
Real Gone Kid	4	1	Barton's Samba
The CosmoStars	0	1	Pilgrim's Converts
Unreal Whalemeat	4	4	Oooarya Oooarya FC
Wallsend Old Boys	3	1	Mortlake Mags
Yelli's Yobs	1	3	Bokbefok

A vital win for East Hepple Harriers to keep them in touch.

First Division

Home			Away
Fife Flyers	4	4	Douglas All Boys
Garcia's Missing Finger	2	5	Deportivo la Cramlington
MinesaS&N Academicals	4	5	Cunning Linguists
Spayne	4	3	Baltimorons
The SuperTarts	0	6	Raphael's Rovers
Wandering Athletic	3	7	Preston Big End
Wark This Way	3	3	Minnesota Fatties
Wellfield Wanderers	4	4	Blaydon Racers

Truly sensational results from the basement-boys as Preston Big End finally get it together only to have Raphael's Rovers keep par with them.

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

Answers

Tables

Premiership
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Kegsy's Kickabouts	Kegsy	10	7	3	0	39	29	0	0	0	0	0	39	24	10
Brewery Droopers	Pete Miller	10	4	0	0	16	11	4	0	2	22	18	38	24	9
Dynamo Seghill	jonno	10	5	1	0	23	14	1	1	2	10	10	33	20	9
Fatfield Fantoms	Pit Bill	10	6	1	3	32	30	0	0	0	0	0	32	19	2
Fumblebuck United	Galaxy	10	5	3	2	33	24	0	0	0	0	0	33	18	9
Barton's Samba	Barton	10	2	2	1	14	13	2	2	1	21	14	35	16	8
Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	10	4	0	3	26	26	0	1	2	7	9	33	13	-2
Unreal Whalemeat	Josh	10	2	1	2	16	20	2	0	3	18	19	34	13	-5
Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	10	3	3	3	31	29	0	0	1	3	4	34	12	1
Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	10	0	0	0	0	0	3	3	4	29	35	29	12	-6
Real Gone Kid	SellElena	10	1	0	0	4	1	2	1	6	26	31	30	10	-2
Bokbefok	Bok	10	1	0	1	5	5	2	1	5	21	23	26	10	-2
The CosmoStars	PeteT	10	1	1	1	7	4	2	0	5	21	28	28	10	-4
Mortlake Mags	Dan	10	0	0	0	0	0	3	1	6	25	33	25	10	-8
Oooarya Oooarya FC	gus	10	0	0	0	0	0	1	4	5	30	37	30	7	-7
East Hepple Harriers	True	10	1	0	7	20	33	1	1	0	6	5	26	7	-12

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

Division 1
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Garcia's Missing Finger	Tony Green Jnr	10	7	1	2	34	21	0	0	0	0	0	34	22	13
Deportivo la Cramlington	Andy	10	4	0	2	20	15	3	1	0	16	9	36	22	12
Wark This Way	Bobby	10	4	2	1	24	23	2	1	0	8	6	32	21	3
Fife Flyers	macbeth	10	4	5	1	31	25	0	0	0	0	0	31	17	6
Minnesota Fatties	Screacher	10	0	0	0	0	0	5	1	4	27	30	27	16	-3
Cunning Linguists	Kennyboy	10	3	1	0	14	9	1	2	3	18	21	32	15	2
The SuperTarts	Steph	10	1	1	1	5	9	3	2	2	25	19	30	15	2
MinesaS&N Academicals	Muzzainoz	10	4	2	4	29	25	0	0	0	0	0	29	14	4
Blaydon Racers	Geordie	10	0	1	1	4	5	3	2	3	25	24	29	12	0
Wellfield Wanderers	Softie	10	2	5	2	24	25	0	1	0	2	2	26	12	-1
Wandering Athletic	Paul	10	2	1	2	18	19	1	1	3	13	15	31	11	-3
Baltimorons	Ciara	10	2	1	2	14	12	0	3	2	13	18	27	10	-3
Douglas All Boys	Gibbo	10	3	0	5	23	31	0	1	1	5	7	28	10	-10
Spayne	Garcie	10	1	0	0	4	3	2	0	7	15	25	19	9	-9
Raphael's Rovers	Nick Raphael	10	0	0	0	0	0	2	2	6	25	27	25	8	-2
Preston Big End	Clarky	10	0	0	0	0	0	1	3	6	28	37	28	6	-9

Quite a turnup forthe bboks with each division only being led on goal-difference.

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

Wahey! Greenspun now accepting enormous strings of html again :-)

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

Hmm... them Wellfield boys seem to be the draw specialists. 4 goals away from home isn't too bad I suppose

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

I guess a draw wasn`t too bad a result.....I was ever so slightly squiffy in charge of my team this weekend. (;o) hic!

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

Well my lads held their own in a tough away fixture. I think that's the problem really. If they cut that out and get on and play football we might get somewhere.

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

Oh feck

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

Top of the league

We won't win it of course but we'll make it difficult for some of the others. We'll take points off the top teams like we did today.

-- Anonymous, May 13, 2002

The Droopers are growing weary on their extended travels, and yearn for the green grass of Trophyless Park. Which probably hasn't been cut since our last home game three decades ago. Oh well. Second place has a familiar feel about it.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002

Mortlake Mags remain unconcerned about slipping into the drop zone. The revenue gained from the conversion of the re-branded Tuxedo St. James into a floating, touring great-big-ball-bearing-game-cum- nightclub more than makes up for the confidence-shattering travesty of playing 10 (and counting) successive away games.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2002