How about a little laugh to help you smile?

What do you call a car for chickens?

A chicken coupe, of course!

And what do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A Chicken Sedan !!! of course !!

-- gene ward (gward34847@aol.com), April 28, 2002

Answers

O.K. Gene, why did the chicken cross the playground? That would be to get to the other slide......

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), April 28, 2002.

Q. What do you call a a cross-bred chicken?

A. A chicken with mitched genes.

-- Don Armstrong (darmst@yahoo.com.au), April 28, 2002.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the racoon it could be done!!!!

-- pookie,MN (codemental@yahoo.com), April 28, 2002.

why did the turkey cross the road?

there was a jail break at rocco.

ha..ha...

-- C (punk_chicadee@yahoo.com), April 28, 2002.