Corinthian League Match 5

23 March 1997, Wimbledon Away, we drew 1-1 with a goal from Tino. It's easy to forget how often we had to play without Shearer and Sir Les that season.

Playername	Status	Pts
Hislop	Started	2
Barton	Started	2
Batty	Started	2
Peacock D	Started	2
Lee	Started	2
Asprilla	Started	4
Ginola	Started	2
Gillespie	Started	2
Watson	Started	2
Elliott R	Started	2
Albert	Started	2

Premiership:

Home			Away
Barton's Samba	2	3	Brewery Droopers
Dynamo Seghill	2	1	Bokbefok
East Hepple Harriers	2	3	Mortlake Mags
Fatfield Fantoms	4	2	Oooarya Oooarya FC
Fumblebuck United	4	1	Pilgrim's Converts
Kegsy's Kickabouts	3	1	Real Gone Kid
Wallsend Old Boys	3	2	Unreal Whalemeat
Yelli's Yobs	5	1	The CosmoStars

Division 1:

Home			Away
Baltimorons	2	2	Cunning Linguists
Deportivo la Cramlington	4	1	Blaydon Racers
Douglas All Boys	2	3	Minnesota Fatties
Fife Flyers	3	1	Preston Big End
Garcia's Missing Finger	2	1	Raphael's Rovers
MinesaS&N Academicals	1	0	Spayne
Wark This Way	3	1	Wandering Athletic
Wellfield Wanderers	1	1	The SuperTarts

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Answers

Tables

Premiership
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Brewery Droopers	Pete Miller	5	4	0	0	16	11	1	0	0	3	2	19	15	6
Dynamo Seghill	jonno	5	4	1	0	15	8	0	0	0	0	0	15	13	7
Kegsy's Kickabouts	Kegsy	5	4	1	0	19	13	0	0	0	0	0	19	13	6
Fatfield Fantoms	Pit Bill	5	4	1	0	16	11	0	0	0	0	0	16	13	5
Fumblebuck United	Galaxy	5	3	1	1	19	13	0	0	0	0	0	19	10	6
Barton's Samba	Barton	5	1	1	1	9	9	1	1	0	10	7	19	8	3
Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	5	2	1	1	17	13	0	0	1	3	4	20	7	3
Unreal Whalemeat	Josh	5	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	3	18	19	18	6	-1
Mortlake Mags	Dan	5	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	3	11	15	11	6	-4
Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	5	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	2	12	15	12	5	-3
Real Gone Kid	SellElena	5	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	3	13	15	13	4	-2
Bokbefok	Bok	5	1	0	1	5	5	0	1	2	7	9	12	4	-2
Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	5	1	0	1	7	9	0	1	2	7	9	14	4	-4
The CosmoStars	PeteT	5	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	4	13	19	13	3	-6
East Hepple Harriers	True	5	1	0	4	13	19	0	0	0	0	0	13	3	-6
Oooarya Oooarya FC	gus	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	14	22	14	0	-8

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Division 1
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Garcia's Missing Finger	Tony Green Jnr	5	4	1	0	15	8	0	0	0	0	0	15	13	7
Cunning Linguists	Kennyboy	5	3	1	0	14	9	0	1	0	2	2	16	11	5
Fife Flyers	macbeth	5	3	2	0	16	11	0	0	0	0	0	16	11	5
Wark This Way	Bobby	5	1	1	0	6	4	2	1	0	8	6	14	11	4
Deportivo la Cramlington	Andy	5	3	0	2	16	12	0	0	0	0	0	16	9	4
Minnesota Fatties	Screacher	5	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	2	14	15	14	9	- 1
MinesaS&N Academicals	Muzzainoz	5	2	1	2	12	11	0	0	0	0	0	12	7	1
The SuperTarts	Steph	5	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	2	12	12	12	7	0
Baltimorons	Ciara	5	1	1	1	8	6	0	2	0	4	4	12	6	2
Douglas All Boys	Gibbo	5	2	0	3	14	15	0	0	0	0	0	14	6	-1
Blaydon Racers	Geordie	5	0	1	1	4	5	1	1	1	7	9	11	5	-3
Wandering Athletic	Paul	5	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	3	13	15	13	4	-2
Raphael's Rovers	Nick Raphael	5	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	3	11	14	11	4	-3
Wellfield Wanderers	Softie	5	0	2	2	8	12	0	1	0	2	2	10	3	-4
Spayne	Garcie	5	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	4	6	13	6	3	-7
Preston Big End	Clarky	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	4	12	19	12	1	-7

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

1-1 is better than nowt I suppose.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

gubbed

gutted :-(

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Another fabulous away win for the Fatties (the only one in wor division). We're not counting wor chicken tikkas yet, but Aah'm well stuffed chuffed with wor performances so far. Much as I'd like to put it aal doon to the coach, I'm afraid such luxuries are beyond wuh and we'll just hev ti tek the bus again next time. Of course, I put it aal doon ti aal this taak in the press about the "private shenannigans" surrounding the sex-life of wor opponent's manager, Sven Gobbi.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

I wish to change my team name to "Aaron's aardvarks"

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Sorry Geordie, it was me foriegn signing coming good in the big games. He has a history of doing this sort of thing, generally with hat tricks.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Fair does... you can make "Barcelona" out of Blaydon Racers

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

When do we finish these friendly fixtures, and begin the CL season proper? ;o{)

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Bokbefok became the latest victims of Dynamo Seghill's mine shaft hazard. Despite assurances to the contrary that this would now be covered over, it rather appears that the entrance has actually been widened and the only covering consisted of some camoflauged tarpaulin sheets, which quickly collapsed as soon as stepped on. Bokbefok went into an early lead but the match descended into farce as 5 Bokbefok players chose to form a defensive wall in an ill chosen position and the Dynamo equaliser crashed into the net through the space they had occupied just seconds before.

Kenny Dalglish had bought a number of planks to resolve this problem but is playing them out of position and has put them down in the wrong penalty area.

A tight lipped ashen faced Sir Jonno, The Dynamo Supremo - a man who has worked himself up from nothing to extreme poverty was unequivocal in his summing up of this one sided performance. "We shafted the b@stards" was his curt rejoinder to questions about the fairness of the Dynamo tactics.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Guffed! Absolutely guffed.

Next up - at home to Barcelona Blaydon Racers.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

How does the scoring work? I got 1 goal despite having a few players who played. Is it a ratio thing?

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

Samba led on a merry dance, as the Droopers clock up their first away win and maintain their 100% record.

"We shafted them well and proper" wheezed their manager Windbag magnanimously. Followers of the league, however, are only too aware that the Droopers always get off to a firm start but lack stamina when the season begins to climax.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002

I'll double check Nick, but the basic formula is your total divided by 3 unless you are at home in which case it's (your total + 1) divided by 3. That score suggests 1 or 2 players only so I'll make sure it's working properly.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002

I've checked up Nick and you only had a fellow with some choclate caught in his moustache and another one who smelled strongly of onions.

4 points: 1 goal. Such are the vagaries of fate that had this been a home game the extra point would have given you 2 goals.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002

Obviously being well fuelled at the Grey Bull the night before a game is the way to win things.

I feel like crap...

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002

Sorry Pilgrim.......maybe your team just don`t travel well. Taking they all to dinner at the Chewton Glen the night before might have been a bit of a mistake too!

However, I shall enjoy being upwardly mobile for the moment, as I think all these home games are flattering my team of soft southern gardeners.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002

No problem Galaxy. As the defending champions we're just in this one for fun - got to spread the trophies around the BBS. :o))

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002