BBS Corinthian League Match 2

18 November 1995, Aston Villa Away. We drew courtesy of a Sir Les goal.

Player	Status	Pts
Hislop	Started	2
Barton	Started	2
Beresford	Started	2
Peacock D	Started	2
Howey	Started	2
Lee	Started	2
Gillespie	Started	2
Watson	Started	2
Clark	Substitute	1
Beardsley	Started	2
Ginola	Started	2
Ferdinand	Started	4
Albert	Substitute	1

Premiership

Home			Away
Bokbefok	1	2	Mortlake Mags
Brewery Droopers	4	3	Oooarya Oooarya FC
Dynamo Seghill	2	2	Pilgrim's Converts
East Hepple Harriers	2	4	Real Gone Kid
Fatfield Fantoms	2	1	The CosmoStars
Fumblebuck United	3	4	Unreal Whalemeat
Kegsy's Kickabouts	3	3	Wallsend Old Boys
Yelli's Yobs	3	3	Barton's Samba

Division 1

Home			Away
Blaydon Racers	2	3	Minnesota Fatties
Cunning Linguists	4	3	Preston Big End
Deportivo la Cramlington	3	2	Raphael's Rovers
Douglas All Boys	4	2	Spayne
Fife Flyers	3	2	The SuperTarts
Garcia's Missing Finger	3	2	Wandering Athletic
MinesaS&N Academicals	1	2	Wark This Way
Wellfield Wanderers	3	3	Baltimorons

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2002

Answers

Tables

Premiership
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Brewery Droopers	Pete Miller	2	2	0	0	8	6	0	0	0	0	0	8	6	2
Fatfield Fantoms	Pit Bill	2	2	0	0	6	4	0	0	0	0	0	6	6	2
Barton's Samba	Barton	2	1	0	0	4	3	0	1	0	3	3	7	4	1
Kegsy's Kickabouts	Kegsy	2	1	1	0	7	6	0	0	0	0	0	7	4	1
Dynamo Seghill	jonno	2	1	1	0	5	4	0	0	0	0	0	5	4	1
The CosmoStars	PeteT	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	6	3	6	3	3
Real Gone Kid	SellElena	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	6	5	6	3	1
Unreal Whalemeat	Josh	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	7	7	7	3	0
Bokbefok	Bok	2	1	0	1	5	5	0	0	0	0	0	5	3	0
Fumblebuck United	Galaxy	2	1	0	1	5	5	0	0	0	0	0	5	3	0
Mortlake Mags	Dan	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	5	5	5	3	0
Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	2	0	1	0	3	3	0	0	1	3	4	6	1	-1
Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	5	6	5	1	-1
Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	4	5	4	1	-1
Oooarya Oooarya FC	gus	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	6	8	6	0	-2
East Hepple Harriers	True	2	0	0	2	3	9	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	-6

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2002

Tables

Division 1
Team	Manager	Pld	HW	HD	HL	HF	HA	AW	AD	AL	AF	AA	GF	Pts	GD
Cunning Linguists	Kennyboy	2	2	0	0	8	4	0	0	0	0	0	8	6	4
Baltimorons	Ciara	2	1	0	0	4	1	0	1	0	1	1	5	4	3
Fife Flyers	macbeth	2	1	1	0	6	5	0	0	0	0	0	6	4	1
Garcia's Missing Finger	Tony Green Jnr	2	1	1	0	6	5	0	0	0	0	0	6	4	1
Wark This Way	Bobby	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	5	4	5	4	1
The SuperTarts	Steph	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	5	4	5	3	1
Douglas All Boys	Gibbo	2	1	0	1	5	5	0	0	0	0	0	5	3	0
Deportivo la Cramlington	Andy	2	1	0	1	4	4	0	0	0	0	0	4	3	0
Spayne	Garcie	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	4	5	4	3	-1
Minnesota Fatties	Screacher	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	4	6	4	3	-2
Wellfield Wanderers	Softie	2	0	1	0	3	3	0	1	0	2	2	5	2	0
Preston Big End	Clarky	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	5	6	5	1	-1
Wandering Athletic	Paul	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	5	6	5	1	-1
Blaydon Racers	Geordie	2	0	1	1	4	5	0	0	0	0	0	4	1	-1
MinesaS&N Academicals	Muzzainoz	2	0	1	1	3	4	0	0	0	0	0	3	1	-1
Raphael's Rovers	Nick Raphael	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	3	7	3	0	-4

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2002

2 home games... 1 point... and a defeat by the Fat ones...
-- Anonymous, April 13, 2002

Another display of lovely attacking football by the Baltimorons, though we really will have to work on our defence. They seem to be more interested in running forward than doing any actual defending. I may have to pull out the white board and markers to help them understand. The coaching staff's interpretive modern dance is just not doing the trick.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2002

My b*stard team lost their unbeaten record after only 2 games.

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2002

Obviously I'm delighted with an away win. It's early doors, but we've come here and set out stall out, worked hard, showed them the respect that is due to them - and stuffed them 2-1 ;-))

Just Wark on by (parp, parp, parp p-parp, parp)

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2002

Great to see The Fatties get on the winning trail. Having made mincemeat of the racers, we're ready for anything which is dished up in future and I can see us making it all the way to the Chomps League. Easy peasy, mushy peasy.

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2002

F**K IT!!!

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

An amazing match end to end stuff but 4-3 a deserved win to the mighty cunninglinguists, who look like theyll take the league by storm.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

Deportivo have to scrap hard in their inaugural season and claim their first win.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

Fatfield Fantoms, played 2, won 2. There has to be some mistake. But have to tough it out and not panic this close to glory by looking over our shoulders. If we can win our few remaining games, the sky's the limit.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

this game is screwed.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002

And here woz me thinkin it was football

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2002