So, thanks to Linda, three little piggies were taught to sit politely and they went out to dinner.

The waiter asked if they would like any appetizers. The first little piggy said, "Yes, I'll have some stuffed mushrooms and some of that delicious spinach cheese dip."

The second little piggy said, "Me, too. Me, too!"

The third little piggy said, "I'll have water, please. Lots and lots of water."

The waiter promptly brought the appetizers and asked for their dinner order.

The first little piggy said, "I'll have two orders of Eggplant Parmesian, a side salad with Ranch dressing and some Fetticini Alfredo."

The second little piggy said, "Me, too. Me, too!"

The third little piggy said, "I'll have water, please. Lots and lots of water."

After carefully cleaning every morsel, the attentive waiter asked if they might be interested in dessert.

"But of course!" said the first little piggy. "I'll have a piece of New York Cheesecake, a strawberry sundae and a chocolate shake."

"Me, too. Me, too!" said the second little piggy.

"May I have water, please? Lots of water," was the reply from the third little piggy.

Upon returning with the desserts, the worried waiter turned to the third little piggy.

"Sir, we pride ourselves on the best of food and facilities here. Please do tell if there has been anything to offend you that you should loose your appetite?"

"Oh, no! Don't worry. It's just my turn to go wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

-- Danni in NV (IMDT@hotmail.com), March 09, 2002

Answers

Okay ... you got both of our twisted senses of humor going! Good one! :8)

-- Phil & Cheryl in KS (pemccoy@yahoo.com), March 09, 2002.

Very cute! I'll have to share it with the kids when they wake up. Thanks for the Sunday laugh.

Susan

-- Susan in MN (nanaboo@paulbunyan.net), March 10, 2002.

Danni...Thanks loved it...

-- Suzanne (weir@frontiernet.net), March 10, 2002.