Fly Humor

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> > HOW TO TELL THE GENDER OF A FLY > > A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around > with a fly swatter. > > "What are you doing?" she asked. > > "Hunting Flies" he responded. > > "Oh. Killing any?" she asked. > > "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. > > Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" > > > He responded, "3 were on a beer can, > 2 were on the phone." >

-- Little Quacker (carouselxing@juno.com), March 05, 2002

Answers

I don't get it....snicker snicker....which ones were the males? heeheehee! Sorry, I couldn't resist LQ .

-- snicker snicker! (Giggle@grin.com), March 06, 2002.

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