Haven't sent this out in a long time although you probably know it already but it is fun so I'll do it again:

As all those with computers know, INPUT-OUTPUT is called I/O. But Farmers using these machines, See special letters on their screen. So, when they list a chicken fence, To "EGG INSURANCE and EXPENSE. Into what file would it go..................? OF COURSE! To "EIE I/O" !!!!!!!

-- Little Quacker (carouselxing@juno.com), February 15, 2002