After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from Peyton Randolph, James Monroe, Andrew Lewis and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "this is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, Dummy. What did you think I said?"

-- Little Quacker (carouselxing@juno.com), February 10, 2002

Answers

Response to Joke................................

oooooo,, thats bad ,, some muslims may be offended by that,,,,(not me though )

-- Stan (sopal@net-port.com), February 10, 2002.

Response to Joke................................

Naughty, Little Quacker:

I love it!!

-- woodsbilly N. Pa. (coleenl@penn.com), February 10, 2002.

I think that was unnecessary

-- Novina in ND (homespun@stellarnet.com), February 10, 2002.

Humor is always necessary. Thanks LQ! Good one!

-- Cheryl in KS (cherylmccoy@rocketmail.com), February 11, 2002.

Good one Little Quacker ... nice to chuckle first thing in the morning ... makes the coffee taste that much better! :-)

-- Phil in KS (pemccoy@yahoo.com), February 11, 2002.

A much needed smile.

-- Patty {NY State} (fodfarms@hotmail.com), February 11, 2002.

Good for you LQ. Eagle

-- eagle (eagle@alpha1.net), February 11, 2002.

thanks LQ. that was pretty good.

-- cody (urbusted@alltel.net), February 11, 2002.

I have never found stories about people getting beat up funny.

-- snoozy (bunny@northsound.net), February 12, 2002.