And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

She replied, "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?" And so it was done, and it was good.

Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.

-- snoozy (bunny@northsound.net), January 28, 2002

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Good one!!

-- Marcia (HrMr@webtv.net), January 28, 2002.

And to add more insult, your next line is: When God created man, she was only joking! Ha-ha, Ha-ha.

-- r.h. in okla. (rhays@sstelco.com), January 28, 2002.

Speaking of three breasted women. The other day I was standing in the check out line at the grociery store and got a big laugh reading the tabloids. "Former president Bill Clinton hires three breasted intern". Hillary Clinton states: "I always thought he was a leg man!"

Made the waiting in line worth it! LOL

-- r.h. in okla. (rhays@sstelco.com), January 28, 2002.

Breasts:

Finally, something other than smiley faces… 

(o)(o) – perfect breasts

(+)(+) – fake silicon breasts

(*)(*) – high nipple breasts

(@)(@) – big nipple breasts

(o)(o) – A cups

(O)(O) – D cups

(oYo) – wonder bra breasts

(^)(^) – cold breasts

(o)(O) – lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) – pierced breasts

(p)(p) – hanging tassels breasts

\o/\o/ - Grandma’s breasts

( - ) (- ) – flat against the shower door breasts

[o][o] – android breasts

($)($) – rich woman’s breasts

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), January 29, 2002.

Ken -- the "flat against the shower door breast" are mammogram breasts. Ouch.

-- snoozy (bunny@northsound.net), January 29, 2002.

Oh Ken, that was hysterical. I have got to show the hubby when he gets home! I think I'll start signing my love notes like this (O)(O) since his pet name for me is Miss Big Boobs.

-- debra in ks (windfish@toto.net), January 30, 2002.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. > Then God > created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since > then, neither God nor > Man has rested.

-- (raines@rainesridgefarm.com), January 30, 2002.