And if she kills her dogs I aint coming in here anymore.

-- Pirate J. Socks-Barbarian (applestrudel@germanrestaurant.com), December 07, 2001

Answers

Maybe in japan selling meat..... mmmm...mmmmmm

-- Bob Knob (Bob@Knob.com), December 07, 2001.

I don't think she is all that into meat and Japan never crosses her lips in here. She looks east over atlantic. Thata way.

-- (applesleep@barbarian.net), December 07, 2001.

She took the American Bridge to Spain.

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 07, 2001.

This is spain. Did you miss that announcement?

-- (adirondacksocks@christmas.com), December 08, 2001.

This is Spain? Funny, my ID says United States of America.

-- Ephiney (ephiney@yahoo.com), December 08, 2001.

Damn. And I flunked Spanish. Am I going to be deported?

-- Jag (jaguarita@hotmail.com), December 08, 2001.

It's 2:35 AM EST. Do you know where Rita Hill is?

-- (apples_atlanticbarbarian@socks.com), December 08, 2001.

Somewhere over the Atlantic. Now its 3:44 AM Central.

-- The Undertator (you@cant.resist), December 08, 2001.

Late nite TV commercial: It is now 3:45PM EST Do YOU know where your children are?

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 08, 2001.

<"font=+20"> SNOW!! :o) SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!

-- (whiteapples@christmas.com), December 09, 2001.

My feelings exactly. SNOW ALREADY!!!!! consarn it.....

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 09, 2001.

SNOW I WANT SNOW

-- Rensokuken of hell (squal4lyfe@yahoo.com), December 09, 2001.

We even have snow here in Orygun

-- joj (jump@off.c), December 10, 2001.

We even have snow here in Orygun

¿Yo quisiera saber porque nadie hable el espanol, si estamos en espana??

-- joj (jump@off.c), December 10, 2001.

I have snow now.

-- (applesbarbarian@piracy.com), December 10, 2001.

Still no snow here....JOJ: " I want to know why (he) doesn't speak spanish, if we are in Spain? " Bacause we're too lazy.....

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 10, 2001.

*sniff* No snow here in So Cal. Booo! Booo!

-- Tamara (Twilborn@earthlink.net), December 10, 2001.

I hope she didn't go to any dysfunctional part of the world. If she went to Europe she should be okay. Maybe she just went to Jellystone National Park. I'm sure she is leaving a trail of wide eyes whereever she goes. Hail Rita, Queen of America.

-- (pirateperson@shipahoy.com), December 13, 2001.

Davy, lo pensaba. Eres muy perezoso! Que lastima!

Tamara, ven aqui; hay nieva mas o menos honda alrededor mi casa!

Jules, why don't you go look for Rita? She needs help. I'm too busy right now, unless I knew where she was...

-- joj (jump@off.c), December 13, 2001.

JOJ. Hi. No, I don't have time to go look for her. I am going to NYC tomorrow a.m. I am to do fun things too but also to stare at ground zero. I can't bring overnight bag because it isn't allowed in places we want to go too so I have to wear same clothing next day. See how terrorism is? Makes us wear same day clothes. Only 2.5 hours to nyc on train. that is faster than before. those big buildings wont be there this time. I might take something to put in place of a piece of rubble I tend to steal. Like a flower. I'll just be helping the excavation people. I think Rita is with Osama right now giving him advice on parting flocks. Or she could be at Lourds bothering people in wheel chairs. Or maybe she is in Moscow looking for the tall russian ala femmes. She could be sneaking around in Buckingham palace. She could be creeping around in the Great Pyramid. Who knows? I am going to natural history museum in ny. what else should I do? have already done the statue of liberty and all that. I want to eat at a nice deli. what is a good deli down there? don't tell me to eat ate nathan's. Yukky. I have to go christmas shopping today. I am going with the flow with all of this, same every year. Walk around in Kmart and fill a big cart. I can't give calendars anymore as people know now that I get them for free in the mail. Just hear those sleigh bells jingling... We have snow but it's kind of a pathetic amount for up here this time of year, and for the season. Fine with me. I think that this osama tape is being released in a well timed schedule of propaganda so that the world is on high disgust factor just before we kill him. I'm sure it is being discussed at length on whether to blow him to smitherines or to try and salvage his body remains or to capture him, of which the later I feel is not going to happen. That is why this tape is being released just before we kill him. So the rest of the world will have sympathy for why we did. I think our government feeds us when they want to and are not just reacting to world symptoms of giant world life. I am not paranoid though, like the rest of you people who keep staring at me (ho ho ho) just kidding. So, I think our government knows exactly where bin laden is, probably, and that we are just planning on when and how to kill him. I'm sure we have satilite tracking transmitter body bugs we could have put on his body somehow. Like that unfortunate dude who got that pin hole poked in his leg where that pin tip capsule with disease got in his body, in England, and killed him within 24 hours. Why not just poke in a transmitter bug? I think we have that technology capability. I don't think our general populous has anything to worry about yet with that being secretly used on us. When the day comes for idividual identifyers from our government we will be the ones voting it in, right on the table, not secret. Happy holidays all you Jews, Christians, Muslims, Mutants,Angels, and everybody else. **Holiday huggles**

-- (piratesocks@bigapple.com), December 13, 2001.

I haven't been to NYC in 37 years, and I was in the Coast Guard at the time, so was making $80 per month. Thus, I didn't exactly party hearty in NYC!

Places to NOT go: Port Authority bus station. I spent the night there, as it was free, if you had a ticket. Hard benches, very cold. Main attraction: watching NYC's "finest" poking old bums in the ribs, asking if they had a bus ticket, then kicking them out into the snow. Very depressing.

Other atttractions: hookers. People selling "expensive" watches and "diamond" rings for five or six bucks. Great bargains :)

I've been a bit skeptical about OBL's involvement all along. Many folks here think GWB masterminded the whole business.. I don't know.

I am curious why a trained engineer, e.g. OBL would say "the heat melted the steel in the twin towers."

This is not what happens. An untrained person might conceptualize it this way, but in actuality, the steel loses tensile strength, but does not melt. Who really said those words, do you suppose?

A lot of the stuff coming out has seemed a bit too facile to me. I'd like to have the video examined by a computer expert or someone, like happened in the book "Rising Sun" (I think that's the title, anyway. It's the one where the woman dies in a high rise by strangulation, and it turns out she was being strangled as a sexual stimulation. The video tape was tampered with, but a computer whiz dissects it, and shows how it was changed. Remember that one? It was also a movie. Maybe with Sean Connery) I did hear that he tape was "extremely poor audio, which would maybe make it easier to fool around with.

As far as your paranoia about tracking devices, do a search for Digital Angel. It's here; it's now. It's under YOUR skin, quizas.And it is definitely NOT a secret!

Hope you have a great visit to the big apple, and a wonderful holiday season to you!

JOJ HOHO

-- joj (jump@off.c), December 13, 2001.

I wondered about the doctoring of the Bin Laden video myself. I don't know if I wish to accept that possibility in my head as I don't think we have stooped to that level yet. Could happen though. Thanks for the verification that my thoughts on body bugs and transmitters are really for real. I know Penn Station and Port Authority. Have been inside very late at night. I know the atmosphere of which you referred. Toodle loo. ---the barbarian.

-- (apples@nyc.com), December 13, 2001.

Hey! I grew up and I now live 10 minutes from the city! I could be your Tour Guide!!!

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 13, 2001.

Hey, Barbary One,

I know few folks who, upon hearing about the WTC, immediately assumed it was dubya who was responsible. Now you know what kind of people I hang with!

I thought they were being paranoid. Now I'm not so sure...

-- joj (jump@off.c), December 13, 2001.

http://attacked911.tripod.com/ .....Download might take a while, and watching it too. It is longer version of the one that came around before. Sad, but shows what happened. For the love of God, Why? It is worth the wait if you haven't seen it so download it. I got a rose to put somewhere down there when no one is looking. Big graveyard and pile of sadness. Maybe I'll give it to one of the rubble workers. It will just be for me I know. I bet the bodies don't even stink anymore. I like the street musicians in nyc. I could stand in the window and wave at Katie Couric in the early morning. I took out so much money out of my atm for christmas shopping today that now it wont give me what I want and need tonight for my trip tomorrow. Dammit. It gave me enough for the train. I need cash dammit. Maybe tomorrow in the city it will give me more of my money. I hope so. I see that Dark Phoenix is back on another thread. That person disappeared for a long time. Choo choo, puff puff, chug chug, toot toot...I think I can, I think I can...Chattanooga choo choo. George Bush did not want to be president and that is still a good thing. -----the barbarian

-- (pirategreen@train.com), December 13, 2001.

Davey Rootbeer. Tour Guide? Thanks but I am a loner traveller and thrill seeker at heart. A tour guide would bring too much structure to my day. I like the getting lost possibility and coming upon unforeseen silly calamidies. Your thoughts are most kind though.

-- (thepirate@upherestill.com), December 13, 2001.

Just yesterday, 12/12/01, Rita Hill revised her File area on her Yahoo Profile so she didn't go anywhere. She is just choosing to not be around us. Internut ex-facto dray corny cob seth bono.

-- (piratezero@greensocks.com), December 13, 2001.

Dark Phoenix has been back longer than you realize. He mostly goes under another screen name now. Can you guess which one?

-- Nexar (Icant@tellyou.com), December 13, 2001.

errrrrr....aa..ummmmmmmm, umm...... Bean Head?

-- Bob Know (Bob@Knob.com), December 14, 2001.

Nexar?

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), December 14, 2001.

Ding Ding! That is correct! Tator has just answered the 64 cent question!

-- Nexar (Icant@tellyou.com), December 14, 2001.

*raises hand* Sorry, new kid here...Who is Dark Phoenix?

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 15, 2001.

NEED SATILITE TRACKING SYSTEM FOR CHILD SAFTY LET ME KNOW

-- william O. BROWN (brownhvac5@aol.com), August 06, 2002.