Our secretary received this in an e-mail and I thought it was worthe sharing. Please add your own jokes, but lets try to keep these jokes "family friendly"; minor cussing at best, okay? Onward.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both sexes of reindeer grow antlers in the summer of every year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after giving birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical pictorial involving Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of the reindeer, from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a FEMALE.

Figures.

Only a female would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

-- j.r. guerra (jrguerra@boultinghousesimpson.com), December 06, 2001

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snicker snicker.. ok mine is not a joke but a funny Christmas Parody song called Walking Around In Women's Underwear to the tune of Walking in A Winter Wonderland. Its hilarious..almost made me go off the road.

-- Alison in N.S. (aproteau@istar.ca), December 07, 2001.

I too love the "Walking around in women's underwear" song and also the "I came upon a road killed deer" (sung to "It came upon a midnight clear".) Both of them can be found on the Bob Rivers Twisted Radio Christmas CD (or cassette) They have a couple of xmas CD's out, but I think the first one that these two songs are on is the best of the bunch.

-- Jane (jwagman@mail.com), December 07, 2001.