Swoon!

-- Groke (groke28@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001

Answers

gareth

-- annonymous (nobody@nowhere.com), November 15, 2001.

suzy

-- noone (noone@here.at.all), November 15, 2001.

Mel W

-- ? (_@_._), November 15, 2001.

Ally C, obviously.

-- Madchen (madchen_in_uniform@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Well duh! Toraneko

-- Cor! (cor@wow.com), November 15, 2001.

Sarah, of course.

-- RickyT (boyofbadgers@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

10 September 2001

-- Marcello Carlin (markcarlin@botley12.freeserve.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Aw. RickyT. Friday?

-- Sarah (starry@amazingness.com), November 15, 2001.

Gareth or Nick Dastoor

-- anonny (anonny@anon.com), November 15, 2001.

rainy

-- (me@me.me), November 15, 2001.

rainy or ellie

-- a nonny mouse (annonnymouse@nowhere.com), November 15, 2001.

rainy.

-- anonymity is for wussies (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Jess and Rainy in the tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

-- Nick (nickdastoor@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

.. or maybe toraneko if we're just going by physical appearance (after all her posts suck ass*).

*JOKE!!

-- (me@me.me), November 15, 2001.

shut up dastoor...two sizes too small your heart is.

-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

If only you knew how far from the truth that is. IF YOU POKE ME DO I NOT JUMP?

-- Nick (nickdastoor@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

No, you giggle like a girl.

-- Emma (emmaluvscake@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

david r / t hand

-- shh (quietly@sonoone.hears), November 15, 2001.

nick d / katie / ellie / dan

-- a nanny miss (bestill@beating.heart), November 15, 2001.

everyone

-- Geoff (pissingintheriver@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Does that mean Tracer & I should hook up? Hubba hubba.

Dream Date Fella: Tom. Dream Date Lass: Maura.

Oh, my. I do believe I am getting the vapors...

-- David Raposa (daver@popshots.junk.org), November 15, 2001.

Girl: Toraneko Boy: Jess

-- tee hee (chicken@coward.com), November 15, 2001.

NY Ally, Rainy, Menelaus, Emma, Madchen, Nicole, Ellie, Samantha, Sarah, ... does this qualify me for a flirt nomination?

-- Will (wjmckenzie@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Nah, just a desperate one...

-- Emma (emmaluvscake@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

starry and emma because i r being anglophile. also tom.

-- 120507 (place@stamp.here), November 15, 2001.

true...

-- Will (wjmckenzie@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Ellie - just to see if I can convert her into liking stepping on things with her bare feet... Heh heh heh. *Lecherous grin*.

-- Kodanshi (kodanshi@onegai.net), November 15, 2001.

Arthur or Ned or KAte

-- anthony (anthonyeaston@shaw.ca), November 15, 2001.

Sarah, Alix, Rainy

-- ??? (???@???.???), November 15, 2001.

Madchen .

-- chris (duckyfuzz@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Menelaus (see Parisian thread).

-- Mark C (boyincorduroy@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

chickenbear

-- katie (kjgrocott@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

NOT Helen Baxendale

-- Alan Trewartha (alan.trewartha@harpercollins.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Hanle y

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhand@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

jessy-wessy.

fo' sho'.

-- oh you know (nope@iamarobot.com), November 15, 2001.

Maura, Mel

-- Sterling Clover (sterling_clover@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

yay chickenbear!

-- Samantha (glowgurl79@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

madchen.

-- stevo (stefanrood@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

I have to say, ditto.

-- Ally C (allycook96@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

BRIAN! BRIAN! Must be Brian!

-- Yum Yum Brian (fanofbrian@brian.gobble), November 15, 2001.

fat nick

-- di (ladydie@another.com), November 15, 2001.

Jess. Definitely.

-- peggy sue (me@secretadmirer.net), November 15, 2001.

Run and hide FatNick, Di is on the prowl for an internet boyfriend and you look finger lickin' good...

-- Menelaus Darcy (andje830@student.otago.ac.nz), November 15, 2001.

BRIAN! BRIAN! Must be Brian!

Alright, Yum Yum.. here you go. Don't go and spend it all on Donkey Kong, now. There are other games, too, you know...

-- Brian MacDonald (brianm@kuci.org), November 15, 2001.

Like, SO Helen Baxendale...

-- Will (wjmckenzie@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

(awaits torrents of abuse and censure for mentioning the B-word that dare not speak its name)

-- Will (wjmckenzie@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Maura, since she's the only one who would be guaranteed not to start doing Simpsons impressions.

-- Tom (ebros@netcomuk.co.uk), November 16, 2001.

killjoy.

-- comic book guy (worst.episod.ever@androidsdungeon.com), November 16, 2001.

I'll have you know, redhead-hating bastard, that I don't like the Simpsons at all.

Anyhow, everyone knows it's Brian "Vince Vaughn" MacDonald.

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

My dream date has red hair! And I don't want someone who doesn't LIKE the Simpsons, that would be rubbish. Just someone who doesn't do impressions.

-- Tom (ebros@netcomuk.co.uk), November 16, 2001.

Which is fair BUT you don't go around stating that so-and-so is the only person who wouldn't quote the simpsons when you know bloody well that people who don't like the Simpsons aren't going to start doing impressions of Mr. Burns.

Regardless, it's still Brian.

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Fritz or Tadeusz. They should be in more of these categories, for something or other.

-- Arthur (tabren1234@aol.com), November 16, 2001.

hanle y because he would make me laugh. dave q because it would probably involve criminality rather than candlelight dinners. i like all that bad boys.

-- Like I'm Gonna Tell You That (av@ry.sick.woman), November 16, 2001.

Thanks, Arthur. kind of an odd category for me I think. I am a dream date, it's true, but I do so try to keep my dreaminess to a minimum on ILE. This category rightfully belongs to Suzy who would introduce you to old pals Yoko Ono and Dodi Fayed at a charity croquet match.

but anyway, Arthur, are you, um, like, doin' anything this saturday night? cause I was thinking maybe I could borrow my dad's car and take us out for a couple of malted milks at the soda shoppe after the sock hop, I mean, if you're not doing anything or anything. aw shucks, forget it.

-- fritz (fritzwollner57@hotmail.com), November 16, 2001.

Ally, because it's guaranteed to be memorable and crazy.

-- Brian MacDonald (brianm@kuci.org), November 16, 2001.

jess, mark s and maria

-- rainy (resonateswithfreshness@hotmail.com), November 16, 2001.

Aawwww,, Alllly,... I'd totally hug you right nooow... I ffell very warm right now.. I 'd even let vince Vaughn huggga me right now... he doesn';t get his eyebrows back though... Must give me reconstituated .. wwell payment

-- Brian MacDonald (brianm@kuci.org), November 17, 2001.

jess. because i bet, he has a sweet little boy smile.

-- cindy the lurker (googleymoogle@hotmail.com), November 17, 2001.

cindy the lurker. alas, her heart belongs to another..

-- mitch (mitchnet70@hotmail.com), November 19, 2001.

I R saying Di!

-- Fatnick (fatnick@btinternet.com), November 19, 2001.

I think I've already committed to having to say Suzy.

-- Nitsuh (nta@press.uchicago.edu), November 20, 2001.

oh fatnick you are SO flirt of the year

-- di (ladydie@another.com), November 20, 2001.