Crazy Laws
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In Raleigh, North Carolina, before a man asks for a woman's hand in marriage, he must be inspected by all the barnyard animals on the young woman's family's property, to ensure a harmonious farm life.
Thats in the Big City of Raleigh. Just imagine what it must be like where all dose hill billbillies live. http://www.joker.org/comics.htm

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001

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Same source. Substitute "Literalist" for Drunk

Need a Laugh? Check out http://www.joker.org/comics.htm Two Drunks ----------- Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001