Just a bit of humor to make you laugh........relieve your stress and have a great day :)

TALIBAN TV MONDAYS 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Monday Night Stoning 9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money 10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News TUESDAYS 8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune 8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right 9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things 9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 10:00 My Mullah the Car WEDNESDAYS 8:00 Beat The Press 8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway? 9:00 Married With 139 Children 9:30 Just Shoot Everything 10:00 Veil Watch THURSDAYS 8:00 Osama and Grace 8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire? 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils 9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban 10:00 My Favorite Martyr 10:30 Anthrax Chronicles

FRIDAYS 8:00 Judge Omar 8:30 TeleTalibans 9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things 9:30 Cave and Garden Television 10:00 Allah McBeal

-- gene ward (gward34847@aol.com), October 18, 2001

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Response to Just A Little Humor..........

ooooooh fooey, it didn't stack up in columns like i prepared it. i wonder why?

-- gene ward (gward34847@aol.com), October 18, 2001.

Response to Just A Little Humor..........

stacking doesn't matter, gene . . . still laughing my butt off in deep south Texas . . . have a good day all.

-- j.r. guerra (jrguerra@boultinghousesimpson.com), October 18, 2001.

Response to Just A Little Humor..........

That is hilarious!! Did you make that up?? I am going to see if html works here.

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-- Glenn (gj_usa1@yahoo.com), October 18, 2001.

Response to Just A Little Humor..........

Yup. When you want to make a paragraph insert the symbols < then the letter p then the symbol > between each line of info or replace the letter "p" with the letters "br" which stands for "break" and you shouldn't get the large gap between lines. It should look like this.... <(whatever letter(s)you wish go here)>

-- Glenn (gj_usa1@yahoo.com), October 18, 2001.

Response to Just A Little Humor..........

Or just hit "enter" twice between each line. Easier.

-- daffodyllady (daffodyllady@yahoo.com), October 18, 2001.

Response to Just A Little Humor..........

In the year 2025 a man and his 6 year old son were walking in NYC and came upon a beautiful garden, where they stopped a moment. The father said: This is where the twin towers once stood. The son asked: What were the twin towers? The father answered: There were two very large buildings with lots of people who got killed when in the year 2001 they were destroyied by the Arabs. The son asked: What were the Arabs?

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), October 18, 2001.

Response to Just A Little Humor..........

Doesn't hitting enter twice

produce a paragraph??

-- Glenn (gj_usa1@yahoo.com), October 18, 2001.

Response to Just A Little Humor..........

TALIBAN TV MONDAYS 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Monday Night Stoning 9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money etc. etc. etc. 10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
etc. etc. etc.....

-- Glenn (gj_usa1@yahoo.com), October 18, 2001.

I thought it was great...........still laughing

-- Rosemary Littlejohn (rosemaryjim@hotmail.com), October 18, 2001.

Thanks Gene... After the past few days I've had I needed the humor! Still ROTFLMAO! Could you send your "Osama" TV Guide to me so I can print it out? Everybody at work is gonna love it! Thanks! Harmony

-- Harmony Bullington (harmonyfarm57@hotmail.com), October 20, 2001.