If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate,

you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

I wanna be a bear.

-- Ardie from WI (ardie54965@hotmail.com), October 17, 2001

Answers

That is so cute...really enjoyed that !!

-- Helena (windyacs@npacc.net), October 17, 2001.

Good one , now I have to go and shave.

-- Patty {NY State} (fodfarms@slic.com), October 17, 2001.

Dang..... I guess I AM a bear!

-- Cheryl in KS (cherylmccoy@rocketmail.com), October 17, 2001.

My wifes pet name is "Grizzly" :>)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair67@yahoo.com), October 17, 2001.

CUTE!!! Love it! Thanks for the smiles and chuckles this am,,,Patsy

-- Patsy, MT (cozyhollow-gal@care2.com), October 17, 2001.