The Lawyer's Good Deed

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop & he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked. "We don't have any money for food," replied the poor man.

"Oh, come along with me then," said the lawyer. "But sir, I have a wife & two children!"

"That's fine, bring them along," replied the lawyer. "And you can come along with us too!", he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife & six children!" the second poor man answered. "Bring them along as well" said the lawyer. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as big as a limo. Once underway, one poor fellow said to the lawyer, "Sir, you are too kind, Thank you for taking us all with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my house is about two feet tall!"

-- Earthmama (earthmama48@yahoo.com), July 11, 2001

Answers

Oh sh*t, I just about burnt myself on my coffee after reading the punch line!!!

-- Annie (mistletoe@kconline.com), July 12, 2001.

Someone sent me about 20 pages of good lawyer jokes. Too long to post, but if you want a copy just e-mail me at scharabo@aol.com.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), July 12, 2001.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. σΏσ

-- woodtic (saddlemound@hotmail.com), July 12, 2001.

Ken, it's too easy to make jokes about minority groups - and good lawyers just HAVE to be a minority. SHAME on you.

-- Don Armstrong (darmst@yahoo.com.au), July 12, 2001.

But Don, there is such a wealth of material to work with.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), July 13, 2001.