What are some of the dumbest pieces of spam mail you've ever gotten?

-- Jeremy (jdwatson@widomaker.com), July 05, 2001

Answers

I like spam... Spam for breakfast, spam for lunch, spam for dinnet. Spam goes with anything, anytime of the day... You just pop the can open and heat up the processed pig ass and "bam"... you got yourself a meal of spam!

-- Jon (jon5k@hotmail.com), July 06, 2001.

Notices from Miss Cleo telling me that she has important information for me and to call her. The only reason I don't block these is because they are so funny!

-- Boojum (thesnarkwasaboojum@angelfire.com), September 06, 2001.