A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact Mary... Mary.... Is that you Fred? Yes, I have come back like we agreed. What is it like? Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, then I go to sleep. Then I start all over again. Oh! Fred you surely must be in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Idaho.

-- grant (organicgrange@yahoo.com), April 22, 2001

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Oh Grant.....loved it...LOL!

-- Deborah (bearwaoman@Yahoo.com), April 22, 2001.