Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Father.'"

The second one chirps "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic lady says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence. The first three ladies all ask, Well...?" She replies, "My son is a 6' 2," hard-bodied stripper, and hung like a rhino. When he walks into a room, everyone says, "Oh, my God..."

-- hillbilly (internethillbilly@hotmail.com), April 02, 2001

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Then these Catholic ladies got on to discussing their husband's virtues.

The first said, "I call my man Long John because he has a long john".

The second says, "I call mine Big Dick, because he's well endowed".

The third says, "I call my man Chivas Regal".

One of the others asked, "Aint that a fancy liquer?"

She said "Yea!"

-- Eric J Methven (e_methven@btinternet.com), April 03, 2001.

Eric you win ;) Vicki

-- Vicki McGaugh TX (vickilonesomedoe@hotmail.com), April 03, 2001.

YUCK ! I did have a good laugh .

-- Patty {NY State} (fodfarms@slic.com), April 03, 2001.