> >> > > > >> > > A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to > >> > > get her tomatoes to turn red. > >> > > > >> > > One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor > >> > > who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. > >> > > > >> > > The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your > >> > > tomatoes so red?" > >> > > > >> > > The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of > >> > > my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from > >> > > blushing so much." > >> > > > >> > > Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the > >> > > same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. > >> > > > >> > > So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden > >> > > hoping for the best. > >> > > > >> > > One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By > >> > > the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" > >> > > > >> > > "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous.

-- hillbilly (internethillbilly@hotmail.com), March 29, 2001

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> Jerry Falwell was seated next to Bill Clinton on a > recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the > flight attendant came around for drink orders. > > Clinton asked for a whiskey & soda, which was > brought and placed before him. The attendant then > asked the minister if he would also like a drink. > The minister replied in disgust, "Madam, I'd rather > be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let > liquor touch these lips!" > > Clinton then handed his drink back to the attendant > and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a > choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."

-- hillbilly (internethillbilly@hotmail.com), March 29, 2001.

Hillaryous !!!

-- Barbara Fischer (bfischer42@hotmail.com), March 30, 2001.