An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"

The father responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights w/numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), March 25, 2001

Answers

Thanks for the joke......I e-mailed to friends. Joanne

-- Joanne (ronandjo@sisna.com), March 25, 2001.

When I tell this one to Lynn, I may magically become a bachelor again.

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), March 25, 2001.

That is sooo cute. Thanks for the laugh.

-- sara (tshoos@peoplepc.com), March 26, 2001.

I wish it were that simple!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

-- michelle (tsjheath@ainop.com), March 26, 2001.

My husband will love this joke!!!

-- Vickie Allen (ouvickie@hotmail.com), March 27, 2001.

Thanks for the joke, our family enjoyed it. :) Love in Christ,

-- Judy (inhishand65@yahoo.com), March 28, 2001.