A friend sent this to me and I couldn't resist posting it here-after all many of us know what wood chopping is like! And after the week we have had here-I appreciated the laugh.

Sarah

WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN'T REAL BRIGHT??

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left..

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas, Buddy."

-- Sarah (heartsongacres@juno.com), March 16, 2001

Answers

lol thats good !!!

but wait !!!! there's a second part to that story. then the other one says "now its my turn, i need my garden plowed up. you call the fbi and tell them there's marijuana buried underground".

-- gene ward (gward34847@aol.com), March 16, 2001.

The complete joke was posted a month or so ago.

-- Lynn Goltz (lynngoltz@aol.com), March 17, 2001.