> Henry Ford in Heaven > > Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford, > "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention (the assembly line > for the automobile) changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with > anyone you want to in Heaven." > > Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself." > > The befeathered fellow at the Gate takes Ford to the Throne Room and > introduces him to God. > > Ford then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" > > God replies, "Ah, yes." > > "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: > > 1. there's too much front end protrusion > > 2. it chatters at high speeds > > 3. the rear end wobbles too much, and > > 4. the intake is placed too close to the exhaust." > > "Hmmm...." Replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, > types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints > out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is > flawed," God replies to Henry Ford, "but according to the computer, more > men are riding my invention that yours."

-- hillbilly (internethillbilly@hotmail.com), March 12, 2001

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