BBS Corinthian League Match 4

Coca Cola Cup, 27 November 1996, the Smoggies live on Sky. We lost 3-1 with Shearer's goal being answered by Whyte, Beck (the original Andersson) and Fabrizio poxy Ravanelli. Another game in the dismal run that convinced Keegan that he would leave the "only club I would come back into football for" (except Fulham). Ouch.

Points Srnicek 0 (goal difference) Elliott 2 Peacock 2 Albert 2 Ginola 2 Lee 2 Batty 2 Gillespie 1 (booked) Watson 1 (sub) Beardsley 2 Asprilla 2 Kitson 1 (sub) Shearer 5 (goal)

BBS Corinthian League Results Match 4

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Rik's Rovers	3 - 3	Baxter Basics
Shilbottle WMC	3 - 3	Real Zaragossy
Spayne	4 - 4	Proper Lard Unathletic
Steph's Superstars	3 - 4	Lutwyche Wanderers FC
The Gallowgate	4 - 3	Buttox Kickers
Useless United	3 - 2	Collingwood's Monuments
Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven	4 - 2	Crazy Canucks
Kiwi's Kloons	3 - 1	Daily Toon Part Timers
Grassy @rsed Moochers	3 - 2	Douglas Boys
Gav's Knackers	3 - 3	FC Jumpers for Goalposts

BBS Emergency Corinthian League Table

Team Info			Home					Away					Overall
Position	Team	Played	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	The Gallowgate	4	2	0	0	6	3	1	1	0	4	1	3	1	0	10	4	6	10
2	Proper Lard Unathletic	4	2	0	0	4	1	1	1	0	6	5	3	1	0	10	6	4	10
3	Daily Toon Part Timers	4	2	0	0	4	1	1	0	1	3	3	3	0	1	7	4	3	9
4	Kiwi's Kloons	4	2	0	1	4	3	1	0	0	2	1	3	0	1	6	4	2	9
5	Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven	4	1	1	0	6	4	1	1	0	6	4	2	2	0	12	8	4	8
6	Lutwyche Wanderers FC	4	0	1	0	4	4	2	0	1	6	5	2	1	1	10	9	1	7
7	Useless United	4	2	0	0	4	2	0	1	1	1	3	2	1	1	5	5	0	7
8	Real Zaragossy	4	1	0	0	2	1	1	1	1	6	8	2	1	1	8	9	-1	7
9	Spayne	4	1	1	0	7	4	0	2	0	5	5	1	3	0	12	9	3	6
10	Gav's Knackers	4	1	2	0	7	5	0	1	0	2	2	1	3	0	9	7	2	6
11	Collingwood's Monuments	4	2	0	0	6	2	0	0	2	2	4	2	0	2	8	6	2	6
12	Shilbottle WMC	4	1	1	0	4	3	0	1	1	4	5	1	2	1	8	8	0	5
13	Grassy @rsed Moochers	4	1	1	0	3	2	0	0	2	2	5	1	1	2	5	7	-2	4
14	Steph's Superstars	4	0	0	2	3	6	1	0	1	5	3	1	0	3	8	9	-1	3
15	Crazy Canucks	4	1	0	1	2	4	0	0	2	2	7	1	0	3	4	11	-7	3
16	Buttox Kickers	4	0	1	1	6	7	0	1	1	4	5	0	2	2	10	12	-2	2
17	Rik's Rovers	4	0	2	0	4	4	0	0	2	1	3	0	2	2	5	7	-2	2
18	Douglas Boys	4	0	2	0	4	4	0	0	2	2	5	0	2	2	6	9	-3	2
19	Baxter Basics	4	0	0	2	2	4	0	1	1	3	5	0	1	3	5	9	-4	1
20	FC Jumpers for Goalposts	4	0	0	2	1	5	0	1	1	3	4	0	1	3	4	9	-5	1

BBS Corinthian League Next Fixtures

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Baxter Basics	vs	Shilbottle WMC
Rik's Rovers	vs	Spayne
Real Zaragossy	vs	Steph's Superstars
Proper Lard Unathletic	vs	The Gallowgate
Lutwyche Wanderers FC	vs	Useless United
Buttox Kickers	vs	Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven
Collingwood's Monuments	vs	Kiwi's Kloons
Crazy Canucks	vs	Grassy @rsed Moochers
Daily Toon Part Timers	vs	Gav's Knackers
Douglas Boys	vs	FC Jumpers for Goalposts

Whilst debugging the spreadsheet I took the liberty of tightening up the scoring potential so everybody will be scoring less goals as it was getting a bit Sheffield Wednesday every week. I'd write to my MP about it if I were you :-)

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Answers

Hold on a mo. Didn't I win the first match?

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Say we are top of the leaguse, say we are top of the league

But can it last? probably not!

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Bouncing around in midtable, that's the double U's. Our mission is to attain solid mid-table mediocrity stability. So far so good!

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001

Yippeeee!!!! First point of the season - still rooted firmly to the bottom of the table but at this rate I should be on an outstanding 7 (seven) points by the end of the season - result!!!

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

God damn my inconsitency....couldn't even beat the bottom team!!

Still undefeated......but I imagine that'll change very soon....

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

A sparkling win by my lads, but Softie am I still missing the point? (0-0 draw, 1-1 draw, completely knackered next game and now a win).

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

Please mista, can a push me snotty nose up against ya winda and watch yuz ahll enjoyin yasels ?

It's bliddy freezin oot heea in the caad, cos thuz nee second division gyems.

Toffee nosed bastads. :-(((

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

Sorry Pit Bill, with so few entering a team for another division we will all have to look forward to (no doubt brief) involvement in the Cups.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

Softie
How about sticking with just one div but having the bottom four, say, drop out at the end of the season, and have some sort of lottery to let four others in from a waiting list ?

Saying that though, you'll probably find there'll suddenly be enough on the waiting list to run a second div. anyway, assuming it was just apathy on our part that clobbered it in the first place, and not the fact it must be a bit of a pain running even just one div, so two would be a real pain.

Just a thought, you understand, cos I can appreciate the graft that must go into running it as it is, without making another rod for your back by going back to two divisions.

Maybe the response to this will be a good enough indicator.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

I am now confident that my team can bounce back from these early upsets, and but for a few dodgy decisions by the officials we'd already have picked up enough points to be out of the relegation zone.

So, no - I'm not nervous yet.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

Hovering just above the relegation zone.... looks like I need to enlist the help of Terry Venables. Anyone know his mobile number?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001