HASTERT'S SON CITED FOR DRUNKEN DRIVING

Adding to the list consisting of...Asa Hutchinson's son, Jenna Bush's boyfriend, Rep. John Sweeney (R-NY), Dubya and his DUI's and the like(AWOL etc.), Michael Reagan and his drug addict son, hell the whole disfunctional Reagan clan, Doctor Whora, and of course oldies but goodies Newt, and this tour is a rockin-on.

Nice bunch sitting in power. Bill you say? or that Jesse dude? Howard Stern? yep they are real models of structure themselves. Face it America, someone left the asylum door wide freaking open.

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

Answers

But you and I are cool, Doc.

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

A ‘doc’ you say?

Surely you are not involved in surgery of any sort, are you? Oh, I understand now……you just HAD some surgery.

All is explained.

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

Why not start your own family values coalition?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001

No need Pib, these guys already have...Korn, Rammstein, Limp Biskit, and Orgy.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2001