BBS Corinthian League Match 3

16 November 1996 West Ham at SJP. Beardo scored his third in 2 games to cancel out a Rowland strike and earn us a draw with 7 minutes to go. Another failed attempt to play 3 at the back.

Points Srnicek 1 Elliott 2 Beresford 1 (sub) Peacock 2 Albert 2 Ginola 2 Lee 2 Batty 2 Gillespie 2 Watson 1 (sub) Beardsley 5 (goal) Asprilla 2 Ferdinand 2 Clark 1 (sub)

BBS Corinthian League Results Match 3

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Baxter Basics	3 - 5	Real Zaragossy
Proper Lard Unathletic	4 - 2	Rik's Rovers
Lutwyche Wanderers FC	6 - 6	Shilbottle WMC
Buttox Kickers	7 - 7	Spayne
Collingwood's Monuments	4 - 3	Steph's Superstars
Crazy Canucks	2 - 6	The Gallowgate
Daily Toon Part Timers	4 - 2	Useless United
Douglas Boys	6 - 6	Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven
FC Jumpers for Goalposts	2 - 3	Kiwi's Kloons
Gav's Knackers	6 - 3	Grassy @rsed Moochers

Some woeful, nay, non-existent, defending has led to some extraordinary results as the attackers turned out in numbers accross the division. 7-7 - there's a game I'd like to see.

BBS Emergency Corinthian League Table

Team Info			Home					Away					Overall
Position	Team	Played	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Daily Toon Part Timers	3	2	0	0	6	2	1	0	0	3	0	3	0	0	8	2	7	9
2	Proper Lard Unathletic	3	2	0	0	7	3	1	0	0	3	2	3	0	0	9	4	5	9
3	Gav's Knackers	3	2	0	0	7	3	0	1	0	4	4	2	1	0	10	6	4	7
4	The Gallowgate	3	1	0	0	3	1	1	0	1	6	2	2	0	1	9	3	6	6
5	Collingwood's Monuments	3	2	0	0	8	3	0	0	1	0	2	2	0	1	8	4	4	6
6	Real Zaragossy	3	1	0	0	3	2	1	0	1	5	7	2	0	1	7	8	-1	6
7	Douglas Boys	3	2	0	0	7	6	0	0	1	1	3	2	0	1	7	9	-2	6
8	Kiwi's Kloons	3	1	0	1	1	3	1	0	0	3	2	2	0	1	4	5	-2	6
9	Spayne	3	1	0	0	5	0	0	1	1	7	8	1	1	1	12	8	4	4
10	Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven	3	0	1	0	4	4	1	0	1	8	6	1	1	1	12	10	2	4
11	Lutwyche Wanderers FC	3	0	1	0	6	6	1	0	1	4	3	1	1	1	9	9	1	4
12	Shilbottle WMC	3	1	0	0	2	0	0	1	1	6	7	1	1	1	7	7	0	4
13	Useless United	3	1	0	0	2	0	0	1	1	2	4	1	1	1	3	4	-1	4
14	Steph's Superstars	3	0	0	1	0	3	1	0	1	7	4	1	0	2	7	7	1	3
15	Rik's Rovers	3	1	0	0	2	1	0	0	2	2	5	1	0	2	4	6	-3	3
16	Crazy Canucks	3	1	0	1	3	6	0	0	1	0	5	1	0	2	3	10	-7	3
17	Buttox Kickers	3	0	1	1	9	10	0	0	1	1	2	0	1	2	10	11	-2	1
18	Grassy @rsed Moochers	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	2	3	7	0	1	2	3	7	-4	1
19	Baxter Basics	3	0	0	2	3	7	0	0	1	1	3	0	0	3	4	10	-6	0
20	FC Jumpers for Goalposts	3	0	0	2	2	7	0	0	1	0	2	0	0	3	2	9	-7	0

BBS Corinthian League Next Fixtures

Home Team	Result	Away Team
Rik's Rovers	vs	Baxter Basics
Shilbottle WMC	vs	Real Zaragossy
Spayne	vs	Proper Lard Unathletic
Steph's Superstars	vs	Lutwyche Wanderers FC
The Gallowgate	vs	Buttox Kickers
Useless United	vs	Collingwood's Monuments
Willington Quay Old Girls Eleven	vs	Crazy Canucks
Kiwi's Kloons	vs	Daily Toon Part Timers
Grassy @rsed Moochers	vs	Douglas Boys
Gav's Knackers	vs	FC Jumpers for Goalposts

Please see the explanation on Match 2 as to why the goals on the table don't quite tally.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

Answers

I'm not happy with the fixture list. I'm going to the EU to see if I can get it changed.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

Ignore Rik. Looks good to me.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

That's more like it! The double U's living up...err, down?...to the name. As a reward for all their hard work in Bigg Market last night, the squad has been rewarded with another few days off training. We might even do a weekend trip to Peru to take in a World Cup qualifier.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

Another sterling performance by my Crazy Canuck, only a 6-2 defeat at home. the whole bliddy team are now on the transfer list. I have sacked myself, then i re hired myself at a grossly inflated salary. And I purchased a big stick, with spikes and everything. training tomorrow will be gruelling, for me. what to do, what to do. Oh well, well done Gallowgate. Yes, poor ref, bad field, windy conditions, useless players, not enough added on time, and you still beat us handily;-)))

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

If the Monuments hold on to 5th do they get to play in Europe next? We could do with the extra cash - new training facilites are needed.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

Mind you, it might have something to do with the new improved Corinthian League Ball. Apparently it has a built in electronic homing device to find the back of the net more often. Average over eight and a half goals a game on todays results. Boy if the real game was like that it would take off great in the Excited States and Canada. And the kids would still get free hats and hot dogs.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

Ooo I've gone all dizzy 4 th in the table with a positive goal difference now that's a first!

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2001

Storming up the table to 8th. Who said managing a team was hard. After a great away win it's time for a few days off before thrashing the Daily Toon. Hopefully they don't know our weakness against teams without a keeper!

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Softie - still having excel nightmares?

So far I've had a win, lose and a draw, yet I've got six points. How did this happen?

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2001

Oh shite. The formula to set up the league table allocates points on a basis of which side scored more goals. Since it is too bloody clever by half it is noticing fractions of goals and has thus recorded your draw as a win. This is fixable in that I can overtype the results columns to replace the formulas with the goals as text. Will stop all the problems but take a bit more time.

Now then, if anyone knows how to tell a spreadsheet to round numbers off and then forget that they were rounded in the first place, I would be very interested to hear from you :-)

I was sent home with a letter from my maths teacher to say that I was a disruptive influence on the class and ought to do better...

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2001

format, cells, number?

-- Anonymous, March 10, 2001

Yes Gibbo, format cells number no decimal places, but it knows that although .75 and .6 both round up to 1, .75 is actually larger than .6, even though they are both reported as 1. Really not very simple at all.

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

Ooh - I've always wanted to "nest my if argument" more times. I may well have to use that to counter Clarky's incomming salvo on the "Stand up if you hate OT" thread. Seven times - can't it be increased???

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

I thought nesting your if arguments made you blind?

-- Anonymous, March 11, 2001

I see my hands off management style is proving fruitfull.....just watch my knackers plummet now that I'm back in control (behind the stick so to speak)....

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2001