> The Neighbor > > A woman is just getting out of the shower > when the doorbell rings. Her husband, heading > to the shower himself, asks her to see who's > at the door, so she wraps herself up in a > towel and runs downstairs. > > When she opens the door, there stands her > next-door neighbor, Rob. Before she can say > a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop > that towel you have on." > > After thinking for a moment, the woman drops > her towel and stands naked in front of him. > > He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500, > and leaves. > > Excited about her earnings, the woman puts > the towel back on and runs upstairs. Her > husband yells out from the shower, "Who was > that?" > > "It was Rob from next door," she replies. > > "Great," the husband says. "Did he say anything > about the $500 dollars he owes me?" > >>

-- hillbilly (internethillbilly@hotmail.com), February 23, 2001

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Thanks, loved it. Going to call my dad and tell it to him.

-- Tina (clia88@newmexico.com), February 25, 2001.