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Has anyone ever taken something from you that has effected you immensely? Anything like a possession or even your dignity or freedom?

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2001

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My virginity, oh my virginity... it was stolen from me... the horror, the horror. The wounds are still not healed...

*snort*

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001


Someone stole my heart... when i discovered who the theif was, I let her keep it because I knew that she was meant to have it... *sigh*... Isn't THAT the most romantic thing you ever heard? No?!? What type of heartless, cruel, sullen person are you? WHAT? Oh yeah! Well, you too... Don't give me that... oh... well "f" you too pal! What?!? What?!?! you're still here? That does it!

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001

Jon, I think you're hysterical. Just so you know.

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001

Yeah, the bastard stole my virginity too *LOL* (Not the same bastard, but you get it)

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001

Yep.....my virginity too....and she left me for some asshole who beat her up.......her loss.

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001


Yeah, Jon (the one above, not J.Le), her loss. Because now you're a sexy-ass PILOT who flies large pieces of machinery while wearing a cool HAT.

Rowr.

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2001


Has anyone but me noticed how every single topic on this board eventually gets back to sex? Even if it isn't intended to?

For god's sake, during the children's book discussion, we eventually started detailing the future depravities of the members of the Baby Sitters Club.

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001


It probably has something to do with the fact that the forum maintainer (me) is a nymphomaniac. According to J.Le, anyway.

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001

Well... you are....

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001

Oh, J.Le. You just wish that my nymphomania was directed at you. ;)

-- Anonymous, February 22, 2001


I had my innocence taken away some years ago. (Unfortunately for people out there, it's not that kind of innocence. Somehow, I doubt anyone will take that from me.)

Some years ago, I was walking down the street from my house, and I saw a car pass by me with someone holding a gun in the passenger side. A few seconds later, I heard gunfire and some screaming. I turned around and looked about 20 yards away from me and saw blood, lots of people, and what seemed to be a toddler in the middle of it. Apparently, the child got hit in the drive-by, which was intended for a member of a rival gang.

Let's just say that the moment overturned any belief I had in the goodness of humanity.

-- Anonymous, February 23, 2001


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