A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up 3 cans and took them to the checkout. The cashier said,"I'm sorry, but we can't sell you cat food without proof that you own a cat. You see some old people buy cat food to eat and the rules are you can't buy cat food without proof you have a cat." The old lady goes home, gets her cat and returns to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day she goes to the store to buy 3 cans of dog food. The cashier tells her, " I'm sorry, but without proof that you have a dog, we can't sell you dog food. You see some old people eat dog food." The little old goes home and comes back with the dog. They sell her the dog food. The next day the little old lady arrives at the store carrying a box with a small hole cut in the lid. She ask the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier says, "No, you might have a snake in it." The little old lady assures her that it is not a snake. The cashier puts her finger in the box. She takes it out and says, "That smells like poop!" "It is." the old lady says. "Now can I buy 3 rolls of toilet paper?"

-- Jackie NE TX (jlynne@neto.com), February 20, 2001

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that is sooo cute I got my laugh for the day

-- sara (tshoos@peoplepc.com), February 20, 2001.