"My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market," said the first man. "So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked. "Well when I got to the market, I asked the produce clerk, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?' "The produce clerk said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'"

-- ~Rogo (rogo2020@yahoo.com), February 17, 2001

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Hee Hee, very funny Rogo! Now I know why I won't let my husband do the shopping! :)

-- Annie (mistletoe@earthlink.net), February 18, 2001.