Subject: FW: Fix the outhouse!!! Maw is outside the house hanging up the laundry, when she hear Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that ther outhouse." Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw says, "Yes there is.? Put your head down in the hole." Paw puts his head down in the hole and he says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw says, "Now pull your head out of the hole." Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw!? MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!" Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), February 16, 2001

Answers

Ken you really are warped. LOL

-- Kenneth in N.C. (wizardsplace13@hotmail.com), February 16, 2001.

hee hee Good one! Kenneth, he really is warped, isn't he? I about choked on my coke when I read the pucnh line! Lord, what are we going to do with this man!? :)

-- Annie (mistletoe@earthlink.net), February 16, 2001.

LOL LOL LOL LOL Wher do you come up with these things?? Not personal experience I hope!!!! ŸŸŸ

-- michelle (tsjheath@ainop.com), February 16, 2001.

Oh, Ken! I've have *never* laughed so loud sitting at my computer! I couldn't even stop laughing while reading it to my husband.

-- Rheba (rbeall@etown.net), February 16, 2001.

TOO FUNNY!!!!! Thanks for sharing!!

-- Wingnut (wingnut@moment.net), February 17, 2001.

Ken,,still laughing,,where in the world did you find that one..LOL,,LOL,,,a good country laugh,,,

-- Patsy (cozyhollow-gal@care2.com), February 22, 2001.