Do you drink? What's the drunkest you've ever been? Or, what's the drunkest you've seen somebody else?

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Answers

I don't drink now but the drunkest I've been was like, falling out of a car at a prep party.. Or maybe like, hmmm, nevermind, I'll go with that. =)

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

i drink plenty. typical college drinker. i've never gotten so drunk that i puke and/or lose complete control of myself. the drunkest i've ever been was probably on my last birthday .. i felt nauseous when i got home, and that's never happened. i've seen other people be very very drunk, but it's not appropriate to talk about here. a sordid little tale with a sort of happy ending but ... not about me, so ah well ..

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Iiiii'mmmm Preeeetyy... Drunk... Right now. And I'm proud to be the first person neked on her web page...

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Ok, so I beg to differ...

Everything I said about Christine( Car - see my guest entry several months ago) is perfectly true. She is a wonderful person.

The most drunk I have ever been was one night when my friend Shannon (a guy) and I split a very large bottle of Jim Bean - he and I stumbled out of the kitchen at our friend Charles' house and involuntarily collapsed on the floor - the rumor at Busch Gardens, where I worked at the time, was that I had fallen asleep on Shannon Keatley's ass. Which, for the record, I did not, but I admit, it was a more interesting story that way.

Anyhow, I'm all for knowing the space between drunk and slobbering. I have spent a lot of time there lately.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Not anymore. I tried for a while, being a student et al, but alcohol never had any positive effects on me, and it certainly wasn't good for my bank balance. The drunkest I've ever been was when the walls started swaying from side to side. The drunkest I've ever seen anyone else? One of Helen(who may well sign later)'s corridor mates was forced to drink gallons and then threw up about as much, in a rather upmarket bar.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

I used to drink on a fairly regular basis (after HS and before college) but I don't so much anymore. Maybe enough to get drunk once every two months or so. The most drunk I've ever been would have to be the October of my freshman year, when I was home celebrating my birthday. My best friend (male) and I definitely put a HUGE dent in several bottles of alcohol and we went galavanting around campus. Right outside of the student union, I puked and it was a nice little trail for about a block (sorry to be graphic. But the next day, people were like, hey! I saw that puke!) Said friend got violently ill in the bathroom and being that he was the geek of the floor, his floormates had a good time. I was passed out, so I didn't really know what was going on. We woke up in the same bed. Heh.

I mostly lost interest in alcohol, especially after making some..umm.. poor decisions this past summer. It just doesn't hold its appeal so much anymore.

The most drunk I've ever seen anyone was on Friday night.. I was in downtown Columbus with some friends on High St (its THE street on campus) and some people walked past basically carrying this girl. It was kind of scary, to tell the truth. They were barely sober enough to walk themselves, so helping her move was..a challenge. Hopefully she's okay?

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

I was pretty drunk last night, and let me give you a hint. If you have a huge crush on a guy whose girlfriend is in another country, and she's said that they should see other people, and you love love love him - don't take him with you to a party and get drunk and dance with him. I feel like such an ass right now. You have no idea.

But we did dance...

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Yep...I am your typical college drinker, and I just started to drink in college. The drunkest I have ever been...well...my friends and I were pre-drinking before going out to the bar to dance for one of my friends 18th b'days at my brothers apartment. I went into drinking saying I was going to get completely trashed...and that I did. I am 5'4" and about 115 lbs...I get buzzed off a shot of vodka. I had a very strong Capt' and Coke (4 shots in it) and then I continued after to take shots of Popov vodka with the girls...they said I took about 3 or 4...so there I am going off to the club w/ about 8 shots in little me. (Before you say my friends were being irresponsible for letting me drink that much...no one realized my brother put 4 shots in my Capt. & Coke) So we get there...I see this guy that likes me and I fall on him and two seconds later run to the bathroom to puke, came back out...two seconds later...ran to the bathroom at the club to puke...the bouncer there told the guy I was falling on that I had to go...So...he took me back to his place and stayed up with me while I puked/dry heaved...whatever you want to call it, all over his futon. I don't remember any of this...I was told the story. NEVER AGAIN WILL I DRINK THAT MUCH!!!!!! Lessons learned:-) But I do still drink...4 shots will get me buzzed for the whole night...I don't think I am going to test it to see how much will get me totally trashed...or so I say!

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

I don't drink much. In fact, I've never gotten completely drunk. Mostly because it's just no fun to get drunk by yourself. Usually when I drink, I just have a shot or two of schnapps, and usually I can get a pretty good buzz off that.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Drunkest I've ever been was sometime in November of this year. I went to a party outside city limits (because, please, you can't have a party in town - you go out to a house in BFE and the cops can't/don't find it, nor do they really give a fuck in the suburbs) and I drank somehwere in the vicinity of 5-7 beers, 1/4 a bottle of mad dog, and 1/8 of a liter of peach schnapps. Being 5'7" and 120 lbs, it's needless to say I don't remember anything after the schnapps, mad dog, and a beer and a half. I was at the party for 11 hours, and I remember, collectively, 3 hours MAYBE. I puked three or four times and passed out on my friend after (in a drunker fit) having sex with him. I remember walking around and then finding I couldn't walk around on my own at all - said friend helped me walk the entire night, as well as a few guys I couldn't to this day point out if I had to. I would say if I had a camera, I would be the drunkest person I've ever seen, as I was, by far, the most drunk person in attendance. After I passed out, about eight hours later when driving home, I was still quite a bit tipsy. Pure bliss, I'm telling you. (Damn us high school alcoholics.)

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

An entire 6oz. glass of vodka.

Empty stomach.

Biggest party you could imagine at one persons house.

7 football players, 2 butch chicks wanted to kick my ass. I made over a dozen girls cry.

Supposidly I'm a mouthy drunk.

Go figure?

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

It was after the play "The Melville Boys" at the cast party.
We polished off about 2/3 bottles of white wine each, then I had some beer, and then we went to my friends car and started drinking whiskey. At the end of the night I was puking in the theatre bathroom, while going on and on about how my parents must be so disappointed in me, and then I woke up the next day in my bed with my dress on the floor (apparently my mother tucked me into bed after dragging my drunk ass upstairs.) trying to remember what happened. I have a massive blank spot of about 3 hours where I can't remember what the hell happened.
I really don't see the fun in getting drunk every weekend like some people do.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

Don't drink. Never have, never plan to.

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2001

i second that.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I don't drink, but I have been drunk (once), and I was drunk enough to need a little help getting back to my room and puked, which is a sign of serious stomach badness because I have puked all of three times in my life. The main reason I puked, though, is because I hadn't eaten anything before drink

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I don't drink much, and as a result, I can get totally plastered from one can of beer. I would have proved that the other night, too, if I had been invited to y'all's little booze-fest... But I'm not bitter. Really. Honestly.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I drink. . .as to the drunkest I've ever been, lets just say that of the 27 shots of vodka one of them when up my nose.

I don't drink so much anymore

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

(Disclaimer: That last message was written by my fiancee, not me.)

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I don't actually remember a big chunk of Saturday night -- at all.... Unless you count asking for the trashcan; I do remember that.

I have to say it was major fun -- but I'm never getting that drunk again. In fact, I'm never going past woozy again -- which for me is 4 drinks -- real ones, not those floofy ice cream-y things.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I drink, but never enough to lose control of myself or be sick. I'm a control freak, so I have to know what's going on all the time. Plus there are very few alcoholic drinks which I like enough to be able to drink enough of them to get me drunk, let alone afford it.

Hi Zed!! Yes, I'd name that night, when Steve from my corridor threw up in Bar One (our student union bar) as one of the drunkest occasions I've seen (he had drunk 1 3/4 pints of vodka, 6 Aftershocks, at least 4 pints and various other things). Another was only a short time before, the night of Katie's birthday, when one of my best friends, Lee, went on the dentist's chair (when they pour equal amounts of vodka and tequila down your throat) three times at one of our favourite clubs. He was sick once behind a pillar on the dancefloor and over my shoes, and once on the floor of his bedroom when we got home. The third, although it comes a long way behind those two, was a couple of years ago at our school Christmas ball. Ran, one of my best friends from school, was mixing large amounts of vodka and whisky. She spent 2 hours of the ball being sick in the toilets and the rest of the night passed out on a chair near the door.

Happy days.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2001

I drink on occasion. About once every other month. When I do I get falling down, stinking, "I love you man," look at me I'm so funny drunk. I have to make up for all of that time I wasn't drinking, you see. I hate most beers and wines and stuff so I don't drink casually. Hard alcohol is another story all together. I love JD, Stoli, and Captain Morgan's (separately that is). You ever had a Buttery Nipple? YUM! Butterscotch Schnapps, Irish Cream, and milk. Sometimes we add coffee liquor just to be different. Again with the yum.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

buttery nipple. oh yeah, yum. ;)

and if you haven't, try an oatmeal cookie...and a chocolate cake. both shots. both yum.

most drunk i've been: freshman year in college, five double shots of vodka in 45 minutes. puking all night long, all the next day, alcohol poisoning, blacking out, hitting my head on the back of the toilet and having a huge bruise on my forhead for the next week and a half, and passing out on the bathroom floor. almost five years later and the mere thought of drinking vodka make my stomach convulse.

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2001

Puking is gross and I really hate puking. I hate drinking and puking and then having a hangover, so I rarely drink anymore. I hate house parties, and I'm not 21 yet, soo until then..I'll drink probably once every two months, and not enough to get sick drunk. The mere thought of alcohol right now is making me feel sick because I remember the last time....ugh.

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001

I drink maybe once a month, or whenever my friend's brother's parent's are out of town. the drunkest I've been was a year and a half ago. It was my first time drinking, so I was gone after 2 beers. of course I continued until I had polished off 4 beers and a Tequiza - nasty stuff, don't try it! it was just me and my friend (the one with the brother's parents) and I honestly don't remember half of that night. I know we played some sort of drinking game called up the river down the river, but I couldn't for the life of me tell you how to play it now.

I supposedly talked with some guy on the phone for an hour...boy how time flies...

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001

I don't drink too much anymore. I think last weekend was the first time I've had a drink since my 21st birthday. High school was definately my drinking peak. There were so many instances of drunken stupors, I can't even begin to pick one out. Well, that's wrong, I could pick one to be the "Drunkest I've ever been", but I will refrain from going into deep detail. Here's what I had to drink (from what I remember and what was told to me)

First, there was the beer (which I can't stand).

Second, there was the 2 slices of watermelon covered in Everclear.

Then, there was more beer.

Then, there was some incenerator (tastes like the Red Hots(tm) candy and I forget the proof level, but it's high).

After finishing the bottle of incenerator with 5 of my friends, we go for the Red Rum.

That's all that I remember.

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001

When I was in Germany four and a half years ago I got completely bombed out of my mind the night before I flew home. I was kind of new to the drinking-to-get-drunk thing (although I'd built up a tolerance to alcohol from drinking wine with dinner for most of my life), and didn't really understand that there was only so much alcohol my body could take. After literally a *glass* of vodka and then 6 or 7 beers I was feeling great -- until my host family decided to take me home and I couldn't get out of the car. They tried to carry me into the house but I ended up throwing up on the doorstep. Since my host family and I hadn't really gotten along before that night, they decided to just leave me there. On the doorstep. Lying in my own vomit.

Needless to say, the flight home the next day was not very much fun. And I can't drink vodka *or* beer. And I have never, ever drank that much again.

A year or so after that I got the drinking thing pretty much entirely out of my system and didn't touch any alcohol for two years. When I do have a glass of wine now and then, my tolerance is so low I'm practically on the floor after just that.

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2001