Prior to his inauguration as president, GWB and Bill Clinton had a transition meeting in the Oval Office. After several glasses of iced tea, GWB asked to use the president's private bathroom. Upon entering, Bush noted that the president had a gold urinal. That evening, the president-elect told his wife Laura about the gold urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I'm president, that gold urinal will be mine to use." The next day at a luncheon for Laura Bush hosted by Hillary Clinton, Laura told Hillary how impressed her husband was with the gold urinal. That evening as the Clintons got ready for bed, Hillary said, " Well, Bill, I found out today who pissed in your saxophone."..........Vicki

-- Vicki McGaugh TX (vickilonesomedoe@hotmail.com), February 10, 2001

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That's the best one I've heard lately!LOL!

-- nobrabbit (conlane@prodigy.net), February 10, 2001.

hahahahahahahahahaha

-- jz (oz49us@yahoo.com), February 10, 2001.

Does this assume that Hillary and Despicable Bill go to bed TOGETHER?? Whoa!!!

-- Brad (homefixer@SacoRiver.net), February 14, 2001.

Brad actually because of their age, I have always been of the school, that they more than likely have always had an open marriage. I do not for a minute think that Hillary was agast at the Monica/Bill episode, more disappointed that he got caught and could not put it away for another year! She is much to strong of a women to think that Bill is any kind of reflection of her. A nice play thing, which got her exactly what she was after, a Senate seat. Good for her! Vicki

-- Vicki McGaugh TX (vickilonesomedoe@hotmail.com), February 14, 2001.

First time I heard this joke a while back it was Gore who did the deed in Clintons sax.

-- Amanda in Mo (aseley@townsqr.com), February 15, 2001.