Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young >newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have >special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from >having sex for two weeks." > >The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor >went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from >sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, >Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. > >The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you >able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The >first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the >couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! >Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. > >The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were >you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" > >"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," >the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. > >"My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped >it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and >took advantage of her right there." > >"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our >church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, "We're >not welcome at Home Depot anymore either."

-- Betsy K (betsyk@pathwaynet.com), February 07, 2001

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THATS FUNNY,...anda... I can't join that church either.

-- Thumper (slrldr@aol.com), February 09, 2001.