Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foresome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease the pain.

"No thanks....just give me a few minutes...I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pants and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well...yes...That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."

-- hillbilly (internethillbilly@hotmail.com), January 27, 2001

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OH YEAH!!!!! Good one.

-- John D in Pa (mrmopar@penn.com), January 28, 2001.