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Thursday January 25, In The Year Of Our George & His Dick

Dear Friends Of Baby Jesus,

I would like to thank each of you for participating in yesterday’s National “_” Day. I received many, many letters from you showing your support of our President. Thank you. Also, I would like to thank all of you who took the time to forward your DAILY BLESSING. As a result of your dedication to spreading His word we added a record 112 new members yesterday to our ListBot ( http://DAILYBLESSINGS.listbot.com/ ). Praise Poppa God, He is working miracles. Hallelujah!

Unfortunately along with the good news I must also report the bad. This morning I was very disturbed to see that the persecution of our new leader continues. Yes dears, George, his Dick, and many others in the new administration discovered additional vandalism to their offices. According to the DRUDGE REPORT ( http://www.drudgereport.com/wh93a.htm ), the online news source that ALWAYS tells the TRUTH so help me God, there is a now an investigation of the Clinton Administration for their lewd actions as they were evicted from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I will list a few of these for you but you MUST go to Drudge and read for yourself the extent of the damages. I am simply too much a lady to repeat them.

* Trash was discovered in some offices - DEMONcrats hiding under desks refusing to leave!

* Desks and file cabinets levitating in mid air - A result of WITCHCRAFT and VOODOO spells!

* Phone lines still programmed to speed dial 900 number SEX SITES - Spirits of PERVERSION!

* Photographs of SATANIC RITUALS appliquéd to the coffee tables and desks!

* Pentagrams spray painted on walls everywhere - The SYMBOL of DEVIL WORSHIP!

* Mirrors installed over the LINCOLN BED on the ceiling - Acts of HARLOTRY!

* LIEberal messages on all answering machines - “Hi, You’ve reached the White House. We can’t come to the phone because we’re out hugging trees right now. Leave a message indicating your tolerance for homo-sexuals, killing little babies, and equal rights after the tone and some one will call you back shortly. If we’re not too drunk or having carnal relations in the rose garden that is.”

Friends, this is just the beginning and it’s going to get ugly. I’ve no doubt that the God-Fearing, Bible Thumping, George and his Dick will be telling us all sorts of nasty things about the Clintons that we didn’t know. Yes, this is going to be a RATED “R” government the next few weeks so censor your Televisions and radios from your children. Oh, never mind, I imagine President Bush has that covered. We will hear just what we need to - Amen.

Please join me in a brief imprecatory prayer against Bill, HELLary, Tipsy, Al, and the rest of the looting, tooting, polluting DEMONS for what they’ve done to America:

“Father Republican God,

Please bring down your wrath, like a wheelbarrow load of cinderblock dropped from the top of the tallest building, on the heads of those HEATHENS who torment our new President. Please send HUGE, WARRING, WELL ARMED, Angels to shield and protect the Godly People of this country from the persecution inflicted upon us by those who hate you. We are your children, Lord, not them, they are the bastard offspring of SATAN! We KNOW how you feel about bastards; Deuteronomy 23:2 “A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD”. Daddy God, seeing as the White House is now home to your “congregation”, please see that security is beefed up and the bastards are thrown out into the cold, crime riddled streets where they belong. And another thing Lord, see that your children forward this Daily Blessing to everyone they know. Amen.

YIC,

Sister Taffy

Angel Anne from Apostolic Astrology ( http://www.sistertaffy.com/AnneNovember.htm ):

If you were born today, January 25, Apostle Simon Says: “Happy Birthday! You are in for the time of your life: possibly 10-15 without parole to be exact. Remember those tax returns you fudged a few years back? Well, so does the IRS. While opening presents and eating cake you will receive notice that an audit has been conducted and you owe BIG. You may want to call you lawyer for this one. On the bright side, verticals stripes are back and make you look slim.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2001