> Subject: Fw: A Letter to Dear Abby > > > > > Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Gore????

Sincerely, Worried About My Reputation

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2001

Answers

I thought all the republicans think he and his family are the "kind" of people who supported Gore.

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2001

Ms. Cherri, love of our lives:

THIS IS A ***JOKE**. You can change the line about "voting for gore" to "voting for Bush" and YOUR SIDE WILL BE ABLE TO LAUGH.

cpr

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2001

Actually, Charlie, the original version of this had as it's closing line, "Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush????"

Either way, it's pretty funny.....

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2001