A guy walks into a hardware store and tells the clerk that he want's half a stovepipe. The clerk replies, "HALF a stovepipe?" The guy says, "Yeah, half a stovepipe".

The clerk goes to the back of the store and is sawing a stovepipe in half when his boss walks in and asks, "What the heck are you doing?".

The clerk, not knowing that the customer had walked up right behind him, says "Some idiot wants half a stovepipe". He glances around and sees the customer standing right behing him and then adds, "and this gentleman here wants the other half".

-- Joe (jcole@apha.com), January 12, 2001

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