An old jewish man and an older chinaman are walking down the street, when suddenenly the jewish man turns and hits the chinaman, knocking him to the ground. "Hey, what was that for"? asks the chinaman. "That was for Pearl Harbor", said the jewish man. "That was the Japanese, you idiot. I'm Chinese".

"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference", said the jewish man.

They continue on their way, when suddenly the chinaman turns and hits the jewish man, knocking him to the ground. "Hey, what was that for"? asked the jewish man. "That was for the Titanic", said the chinaman. "The Titanic!?" That was an Iceburg, you idiot!" The chinaman replied, "Iceburg, Goldburg, what's the difference".

-- hillbilly (internethillbilly@hotmail.com), January 02, 2001

Answers

Your Bored, Aren't ya hillbilly?

:o)

LOL

heard both jokes. other one got mor huffaw from better half.

-- Kenneth in N.C. (wizardsplace13@hotmail.com), January 02, 2001.

I find your latest joke distasteful -- NO SEX.

-- JLS in NW AZ (stalkingbull007@AOL.com), January 03, 2001.

We are predominately adults here and jokes are a part of everyday life. However, I thought the concensus of the forum was they should be identified so anyone who might be offended wouldn't open them and be offended. Just use a rating system similar to the moves. This one I'd give a G-rated to. The cigarette one probably a PG- or R- rated. Also identify any religious jokes as there are also some who might be offended.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), January 03, 2001.

Yes, daddy! LOL!

-- Soni (thomkilroy@hotmail.com), January 03, 2001.