..... MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART 60 ABOVE New Yorker try to turn on heat Mich. people plant garden 50 ABOVE Calif. shiver uncontrolably Mich. people sunbathe 40 ABOVE Italian cars won't start Mich.people drive with their windows down 32 Above distilled water freezes lake Mich. water get's thicker 20 ABOVE Florida people wear wooley hat's and gloves Mich.people toss on a sweatshirt 15 ABOVE New York landlords turn on heat finally Mich. people have that last cookout before it get's cold -0- People in Miami cease to exist Mich. folks lick the flagpole 20 BELOW Calif. fly to Mexico Mich people get out winter coats 40 BELOW Hollywood disintergrates Mich. girlscouts begin selling cookies 60 BELOW Polar bears evacuate Antarctica Mich. boyscouts cancel winter jamboree till it get's cold out 80 BELOW Mt. St. Helen freezes Mich people rent videos 100 BELOW Santa abandons Northpole Mich. people get frustrated the keg won't thaw 297 BELOW Microbial life survives on dairy products Mich. cows complain of farmer's cold hands 460 BELOW ALL ATPMIC MOTION STOPS mICH. PEOPLE START ASKING COLD~NUFF FOR YA 500 BELOW Hell freezes over THE LIONS WIN THE SUPERBOWL I'd like to take credit for this but i got it from a fellow Michigander hope someone get's a chuckle

-- (abcbirds@yahoo.com), December 27, 2000

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Go Michigan!!! fellow Michigander - diane

-- diane (gardiacaprines@yahoo.com), December 27, 2000.

ABSOLUTE ZERO: All molecular motion stops. Ohio State beats Michigan in Football, Basketball, Soccer, Gymnastics, Swimming and Baseball.

From a Buckeye...

(:raig

-- Craig Miller (CMiller@ssd.com), December 27, 2000.

Go BLUE ! ! ! ! ! ! !! !

-- Stan (sopal@net-port.com), December 27, 2000.