"Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth, To be acclaimed the leader." -- Nostradamus, 1555

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

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So, an idiot will come in December 2001?

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

2001 will see the start of the Great Tribulation. Political chaos, natural disasters, nuclear war and the worldwide rise of Islam will usher in mankind's final hour.

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

Throughout history, there have been those who have predicted the Coming of the End, the Consummation of All Things, the Return of Christ, Armageddon, Ragnarok, what-have-you. The majority of these seers and prognosticators were wise enough to leave the date unspecified, presumably to avoid embarrassment when the expected event failed to materialize. Others, such as Nostradamus and Bishop Ussher, put the date far into the future, long after their corporeal bodies had returned to dust.

There are those few brave souls, however, who are willing to stick their necks out, and give us a date in the near future, when they themselves will presumably still be around to either bask in the glow of glory, or suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, should the cosmic plan go awry. It is to these, the few, the brave and most importantly, the Web-enabled that this list is dedicated.

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-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

Century 8, XVII.

Those at ease will suddenly be cast down,
the world put into trouble by three brothers; (George, Jeb, Neil)
their enemies will seize the marine city,
hunger, fire, blood, plague, all evils doubled.

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

Century 8, XX.

The false message about the rigged election
to run through the city stopping the broken pact;
voices bought, chapel stained with blood,
the empire contracted to another one.

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

Century 8, XLI.

A fox will be elected without speaking one word,
appearing saintly in public living on barley bread,
afterwards he will suddenly become a tyrant
putting his foot on the throats of the greatest men.

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2000

2001 will see the start of the Great Tribulation.

NEWS FLASH: THE "GREAT TRIBULATION" STARTS EVERY TIME "UNCLE BOB" POSTS HIS WASTE OF BANDWIDTH PROPAGANDA FROM THE LOONY TUNES SOURCES. ;

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

OFF .....OFF WITH HIS HEAD.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

Charlie, you DO have the option of "skipping over" Uncle Bob's posts, you know.

And, BTW, Cherri started the thread -- not Uncle Bob.

Someone sent me that, Cherri. It was good for a couple of chuckles.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

NEWS FLASH: THE "GREAT TRIBULATION" STARTS EVERY TIME "UNCLE BOB" POSTS HIS WASTE OF BANDWIDTH PROPAGANDA FROM THE LOONY TUNES SOURCES

whatever, cpr...at least i'm not pimping commodities and futures in an MIT hosted forum...

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

itallics off...

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

NO...AND I NEVER PROMOTE COMMODITIES OR STOCKS. I DON'T MUCH CARE ........HOW YOU OR ANYONE ELSE LOOSE YOUR MONEY. ... YOU ARE "PIMPING" AND SPREADING EVERY SORT OF LOONIE FRINGE FROM THE RIGHT NUT CASES GOING. AND I CAN SAY THAT AS A **CONSERVATIVE**. MOST OF THE *SHIT* YOU POST IS A TOTAL WASTE OF BANDWIDTH.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

off WITH THEIR HEADS.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000

A little heavy on the rum in your eggnog cpr?

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2000