To bullar or not to bullar? That is the question all Late Nighters are asking this year. The issue is basically as follows: Year after year, bullar have been promised at the LNWM run. And, year after year, like a bad dream, Late Night has been run in a total bullar void.

The year is now 2000, another millennium is upon us and once again we see Mook hinting of bullar. Is this just more political wrangling? Does Mook, and has Mook ever really had any intentions whatsoever to serve bullar to Late Night guests? Will Late Nighters be once again left out in the cold (no pun intended) bullarless? And if so, what sort of lame excuse can Mook cook up this year? Will his plane be three days late? Will the dog eat the bullar? Will Mook refuse to bake second-rate bullar given the likelihood of acquiring sufficient quantities of myggor wings in time for the annual tradition?

These are weighty issues. Bullar weigh heavily on everyone's minds. It is said that Mean Gene skipped the first two Late Nights on account of his bullar doubts. Will he show up in good faith this year? There are people coming in from afar to Late Night 2000. Will they go home disappointed? If there are no bullar this year will it be Late Night's last hurrah? Only time will tell.

-- Mook (everett@psi.edu), December 14, 2000

Answers

I know for a fact Mook was given a box of Bullar mix not so much as 3 weeks ago.

-- Snorkel (danielmeenehan@aol.com), December 14, 2000.

Whether it is London, Paris, or New York, the fashion world awaits word holding its collective breath... what sort of hat will Fritz be wearing at Late Night 2000?

-- Mook (everett@psi.edu), December 18, 2000.