Do you all have little weird/stupid/funny things that are just between you and your significant other? Things that, if anybody ever saw you doing them or whatever, they'd look at you like you're on crack?

Example. My old boyfriend and I used to have a joke between us that his penis was really female, and after sex (or, just randomly) he'd say "lesbian!" in this weird voice, and we'd laugh hysterically.

Stuff like that.

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2000

Answers

Here's me looking at you like you are on crack.... what the fuck are you talking about. First, how could his penis be female... unless you are some transvestite, girls dont have peepee's. I just dont get it. Um, some things are better not shared.

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2000

KISSYFACE!

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2000

To the original poster - I think your "lesbian" thing is funny, so don't listen to the criticism. It's only the rawest form of envy. Off the top of my head, one stupid thing I had with a boyfriend was with my first "real" boyfriend... one day he had a fig newton in a package, and I was measuring how tall he was by turning the little package end over end, and from that point on we always talked about how big something was in "fig units."

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2000

I love the kissy nose game, aka the "boop" game. It can really make for great foreplay when you wrestle around and stuff. ;) ( you know who you are ) :-*

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2000

I soooo play those games! I got it from Lucy and Schroeder in the peanuts movies. Lucy would always press Schroeder's nose and say "Beep." I do that all the time now.

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2000

My SO and I have lots of weird games, so many I can't explain.....they're left better unshared ;)

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2000

We say "fuck you" to each other....other people think we're mad at each other, but we mean it in an increasingly sexual way....and we seem to get angrier and angrier....it's hilarious to us, and we can keep straight faces....my friends have been worried that we were fighting!

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000

aww, that fig units thing was cute :o) i miss mine... :o(

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2000