What's the worst/stupidest/weirdest thing someone has said to you during sex?

What's the best thing somebody could say to you during sex?

-- Anonymous, December 08, 2000

Answers

Weirdest/funniest thing: I can't remember anything in particular, but sometimes my boyfriend and I would continue conversations on very non- sexual subjects while we were having sex, and then we'd start laughing when we realized how dorky we probably sounded.

Best thing: "You know, sweetie, after we're done, I think I'm going to lie here and cuddle with you instead of hopping out of bed, getting fully dressed again, and then turning on the TV to watch sports."

-- Anonymous, December 08, 2000

Funny- "We have to get through the marsh." I don't fucking know, but it was funny.

Best- "I love you." (And mean it.)

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000

Sometimes "I love you" is the worst possible thing my boyfriend could say before/during sex -- especially if I'm feeling depressed or whatever. I don't know why... can we say "issues?"

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000

I was reading this thread yesterday, and thought, "Nope, can't think of anything good/bad/weird said during sex." Then last night, what started as a dirty conversation went onto the subject of car insurance!

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000

weirdest/stupidest: this is not working. i think we should stop.

best: i wish this would never end!

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000

Weirdest: I think I was just really into the aspect of sex and was really screaming and then out of nowhere I just stopped and looked at him and said, "Were you seriously believing that?" I think I trew him off guard, we're still together but he has this thing now that I'm always faking orgasms.

Best: After sex one time he completely explained how fast the speed of light, electricy, and how fast other things were. I don't know how it started but it was nice and he's really smart (people wouldn't think so) so it was a total turn on to listen to him go on and on. (I'm excluding the fact that right after he turned on Formula One race car driving and totally forgot I was there.)

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000

During sex one time, my girlfriend just burst into tears. You know, crying, those from the gut heavy breathing. Right in the middle of it. I'm not Don Jaun DeMarco, but surely this isn't a good reponse.

Best : Kinda macho, but one girl i dated liked to imitate those fake screams from porno movies.

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2000

Funniest: You know when you say something and then both of you start laughing so hard you have to stop and tickle each other... yeah, that's happened a few times.

Worst: I need to do homework, I can't lay down for a while.

Best: My husband always says he loves me all the time, during and otherwise. Best though: "I am a part of you; there is nothing between us. There is no difference. I love you..."

-- Anonymous, December 20, 2000

Crying during sex isn't that uncommon, and it often has nothing to do with the actual emotions that th chick is feeling. Why, yes, I do speak from experience. Sometimes when a chick, um, is REALLY loving the sex, it's a release of emotions which can sometimes lead to crying. It takes a strong guy (or other girl, or whatever) to be able to accept that it's not sadness crying, provided that the girl reassures him of that fact. If she doesn't tell you it's not sadness crying, don't get all weird crazy on her.

Just a suggestion.

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2000

Thanks

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2001

The worst thing was probably, "pretend i'm a dead body". I mean, i'm kinky like everyone else but that's a little TOO much.

The best is some compliment on technique.

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

"Pretend I'm a dead body?" Holy shit...

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

As a precursor: "Oh my god, you've gotta be kidding me!"

It was pretty funny. Interesting way to start off.

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

i hate when guys say oh baby i'm gonna come in you like no shit as if i wouldnt KNOW when they did....duh !!! the best is when they dont say anything but just look you in the eye when they do. yeahhhhhh get it in deep !!

-- Anonymous, April 10, 2001

weirdest-loud music was playin and he stopped to sing a part worst-I cant get it out hehe Best-You are so pretty dumbest thing that happened is he fell off the bed completely...so funny

-- Anonymous, April 30, 2001